Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[AndyC]

Dammit Andy.

Forum rules mate !!

 

[malcson]

Would you still say that if you knew her employment history?

Depends on her employment history, do you have link to her CV?

 

[Chewbacca]

Help an old chap out here. Does “hyped” in this context mean photoshopped to the point where the creature could not have evolved on this planet?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Depends on her employment history, do you have link to her CV?

She is an escort. Which is fine by me, I will pay €800 for two hours and ask for the full relationship experience. Things will start of great, lots of sex, but then she'll nag why I've left my clothes in a heap on the floor and I only want one thing from her. There will be a row and that will be that, we'll never see each other again. As I walk away I will think I was lucky to have been with her but also that we didn't go further and get married etc. which would have resulted in a messy expensive divorce.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Help an old chap out here. Does “hyped” in this context mean photoshopped to the point where the creature could not have evolved on this planet?

hype girl
Ultimate turn up girl of the squad. Get's the party going.

"Yo.. Dakota is our hype girl. She keeps it too real."

 

[degsy]

Those tits are amazing

That long finger gives me ideas...deffo might need a nail trim first though

 

[Nymzee]

Love a football hottie

 

[fandjango]

Having the cricket on the BBC last night just reminded me of how ineffably gorgeous Isa Guha isView attachment 131482

Ineffably gorgeous you say ? totally effable I say

 

[MisterJ]

You all know who...

 

[degsy]

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You all know who...

Either Big Liz or the other one.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Rebecca Black

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Maddie Ziegler

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Jojo

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

McKayla Maroney

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Rebecca Black