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Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

You come across as a bloke any woman would like to share some sexual time with. Do not let lesbianistic preferences deter you. Lesbians are always looking for the right man to 'convert' them...and I reckon you could be that fella. Just email her and ask her out FFS!

I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!
 
I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!
On one of my occasional trawls of the Mumsnet pages, which I would heartedly recommend by the way, I stumbled across these words of encouragement from a lady.
One of the correspondants had written that when her man is in the buff, his tail looks very insignificant but rises to the occasion.
A lady agreed that her bloke was in the same bracket but that his appendage was a "grower, not a shower" and not to be dismayed.
That's my mantra now and forever more:p:p
 
On one of my occasional trawls of the Mumsnet pages, which I would heartedly recommend by the way, I stumbled across these words of encouragement from a lady.
One of the correspondants had written that when her man is in the buff, his tail looks very insignificant but rises to the occasion.
A lady agreed that her bloke was in the same bracket but that his appendage was a "grower, not a shower" and not to be dismayed.
That's my mantra now and forever more:p:p
Only on GoT could a thread segue from “Fit Birds Thread Mk2’ to Mumsnet forum so neatly :D
 
I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!
...the worthy crusade you have set out upon (i.e. the conversion of lezzies to hetero) possibly will have fabulous results because of your smallish member. Your member would be not too dissimilar from what a lezzy was used to dealing with and thus it would ‘ease’ them into their new sexual lifestyle.. Do not put up obstacles to your crusade mate...be proud of your smallish member and ask those girls out!!!
 
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