Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[The binman chronicles]

I think she is referring to the brand of makeup called No Makeup.

ahhh that would make sense, but in a completely misleading way mind you!

 

[RAFUH]

ahhh that would make sense, but in a completely misleading way mind you!

Well, in fairness she probably figured most people partaking of her post would not be focused on the hashtags.

...and if you are focused on the hashtags, you are doing this thread wrong

 

[RAFUH]

There’s some lovely stuff in this thread but man, Instagram models don’t do anything for me at all. Just cannot stand their vapid lifestyles and their fancy lighting and flattering camera angles and all kinds of photo filters to make them look the way they look. They all look like real-life Barbie dolls.

@Bryan is confused by this post

 

[mmmmsnouts]

@Bryan is confused by this post

I didn’t even bring up the lip plumping or the boob jobs

 

[ForeverBlue92]

when I saw her pic i immediately thought of you and wondered whether you might email her and ask her out on a hot date...she looks up for a little what you will be' up' for (literally) lol

She could teach me things that I thought only existed in the movies

 

[Milk]

I think she is referring to the brand of makeup called No Makeup.

But lots of mark up .......

Pfft, warpaint. What's wrong with being natural? Don't even mind fuzzy pits

 

[-Rob-]

There’s some lovely stuff in this thread but man, Instagram models don’t do anything for me at all. Just cannot stand their vapid lifestyles and their fancy lighting and flattering camera angles and all kinds of photo filters to make them look the way they look. They all look like real-life Barbie dolls.

What a wild generalisation. I doubt you even have the slightest clue what the lifestyles of any of the girls are actually like and I'm pretty sure you'd swap your lifestyle for some of theirs in a heartbeat.
My favourite 'Instagram Girl' Rachel Cook travels the world to gorgeous locations all year round. She's seen more in the last 2 or 3 years and any of us will see in a lifetime. She's also created her own magazine and probably earns way more than most. But if that's your idea of a vapid lifestyle then crack on.
I suspect you're just envious because girls like that are all way out of your league. They're out of my league too but I still enjoy the aesthetics of their beauty.

 

[random]

I'm pretty sure you'd swap your lifestyle for some of theirs in a heartbeat.

I would swap my lifestyle for one of their boyfriends lifestyles that's for sure

 

[Nymzee]

 

[deipnosophist]

She could teach me things that I thought only existed in the movies

I suspect you will be a willing learner lol

 

[BornBlue76]

What a wild generalisation. I doubt you even have the slightest clue what the lifestyles of any of the girls are actually like and I'm pretty sure you'd swap your lifestyle for some of theirs in a heartbeat.
My favourite 'Instagram Girl' Rachel Cook travels the world to gorgeous locations all year round. She's seen more in the last 2 or 3 years and any of us will see in a lifetime. She's also created her own magazine and probably earns way more than most. But if that's your idea of a vapid lifestyle then crack on.
I suspect you're just envious because girls like that are all way out of your league. They're out of my league too but I still enjoy the aesthetics of their beauty.

agree. It’s easy for any of us to judge other people cos they seem to have life too easy.. what do they truly contribute to society and we like to see people suffer for success etc etc.. truth is no one owes anything to the world they ended up in. We all just trying to do the best we can for ourselves and the people around us... a few make a bigger mark - good or bad.

Personally I would love to fill her vapid lifestyle!!

 

[deipnosophist]

All social philosophising aside: don't some ladies have beautiful bottoms and bosoms...I like them very much

 

[Nymzee]

Oo mama

 

[magicjuan]

Oo mama

Maybe unwise to highlight it, but I think she has the nose of a bat...

 

[deipnosophist]

Maybe unwise to highlight it, but I think she has the nose of a bat...