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Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

Is that the one who used to be a, erm, a bit bigger...?

Yeah they've made her train like a rs player pushing their body to breaking point before they get their big transfer but she's still got a head like Joe Royle and as soon as she stops training she's gonna bulk up fast.
She's probably at her peak right now, if I was her partner I'd take a pragmatic approach and run that ass into the ground like a rental car (the sound words of Leon Black).
Saying that I think she's the sexiest one in the group and I'd love to sex her up before her neck breaks like poor Rocky Dennis in Mask. Or at least within 24hrs.
 
Yeah they've made her train like a rs player pushing their body to breaking point before they get their big transfer but she's still got a head like Joe Royle and as soon as she stops training she's gonna bulk up fast.
She's probably at her peak right now, if I was her partner I'd take a pragmatic approach and run that ass into the ground like a rental car (the sound words of Leon Black).
Saying that I think she's the sexiest one in the group and I'd love to sex her up before her neck breaks like poor Rocky Dennis in Mask. Or at least within 24hrs.
Thank you. A most informative and detailed response. I think there's a blonde one I'd rather do out of the group, but I don't want to appear fussy :)
 

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