Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[shagpuss]

Christina Aguilera

 

[shagpuss]

Britney Spears

 

[Nymzee]

Some right trash in here lately. Lockdown lowering standards.

 

[Goodison87]

Christina Aguilera

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I’d be gone in 60 seconds ...

 

[shagpuss]

I’d be gone in 60 seconds ...

I'd have gone before I'd even unzipped!

 

[shagpuss]

Some right trash in here lately. Lockdown lowering standards.

So you wouldn't even get a slight twitch from these young ladies?

 

[Nymzee]

So you wouldn't even get a slight twitch from these young ladies?

Some, not all.

 

[AmericasToffee]

It seems we've lost the plot of "fit birds" and gone into "women I dream of playing hide the sausage with".

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

It seems we've lost the plot of "fit birds" and gone into "women I dream of playing hide the sausage with".

What do you want to do with fit birds if not sausage hiding, mate?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Liquidate Everton.

I'll have my fun and that's all that matters.

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You say that like Everton doesn't bring non stop joy...

 

[Barnfred 55]

Who's the third one down. Looks a little like someone I know.

Monica Vitti, Italian actress. If you"re old enough you probably recognise her from Modesty Blaise. A 60s James Bond spoof

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

A keeper in her day...

 

[The binman chronicles]

Christina Aguilera

Not saying I wouldn't, but back in those days it felt like the current covid-19 hand washing rules wouldn't have been enough to scrub them clean after touching her. She's dirrty.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Another incredible blast from the FHM past...put the timber on now but christ she had a top chassis on her.