Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[maccavennie]

All these pics of these lovely ladies from the past have made me feel rather depressed and old. The nearest to a film star I resemble is probably this
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I've always had respect for Arsene Wenger and Gail Platt.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I've always had respect for Arsene Wenger and Gail Platt.

Good with flowers though...

 

[Rita_Poon]

They always look like they're about to take a turd on some stairs or against a wall. I imagine these exotic photographers saying "oh yes Daytona, that's a brilliant pose, now just move closer to that brick wall and look like your about to curl one out, but try and keep your face looking confused yet innocent as though you question whether you brought enough toilet roll stashed in your bra. Yes Daytona that's the look I'm after you beautiful woman"

You have quite a knack for erotic fan fiction, have you considered pursuing this gift? Also, lols at 'Daytona'. lol

 

[Nymzee]

Wouldn’t even get my pants off in time.

 

[Milk]

Anna Nystrom

 

[Nymzee]

First name should be Arse not Anna

 

[tsubaki]

perfection:

 

[ArtetaMoney]

perfection:

Needs a lobster pot pie dinner down her neck, her.

 

[Littlesue]

Needs a lobster pot pie dinner down her neck, her.

Quite a few I"d say

 

[Blue peter]

You don’t ‘shag’ a woman of this calibre…

You make beautiful sweet love to her and you jump through hoops to keep her smiling!

There only one hoop I’d jump through

 

[summerisle]

 

[Blue peter]

I find myself laughing at myself, when me…a guy who couldn’t pull Bella Emberg in the Grafton with a bribe of a Big Mac meal, is looking through these picture of hotties and deciding which ones I like and don’t like (who are still probably a 9 out of 10) …the remind me….time to delete the history

 

[TommyDavo]

perfection:

There you go, you can see the position of the spleen, liver and kidneys quite clearly

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Littlesue]

I find myself laughing at myself, when me…a guy who couldn’t pull Bella Emberg in the Grafton with a bribe of a Big Mac meal, is looking through these picture of hotties and deciding which ones I like and don’t like (who are still probably a 9 out of 10) …the remind me….time to delete the history

Just for you then, and don't worry you were not "her type" so no need to feel disappointed x