The fate of Frank's girlfriend

[Frang]

@Frank. appears to be ignoring me, if he continues to hurt my feelings I'll have very little choice left.

im just getting over a 3 day bender. really not in the mood

 

[Frang]

@Frank. is listening to My Chemical Romance to get over his dumping.

He needs our support in his hour of need.

blues mocking fellow blues.. brilliant stuff.

just brilliant

 

[Toast]

Unfortunately Frank got caught smuggling his mobile in to Altcar and is now recovering in the hospital wing after getting it removed from his rectum
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We get lads coming into the mobile phone shop in work asking what's the best phone to stick up their arse as they are going to prison.

Not even joking.

( it's an Alcatel btw.. for the new phones )

 

[jaycee]

We get lads coming into the mobile phone shop in work asking what's the best phone to stick up their arse as they are going to prison.

Not even joking.

Do you do demonstrations?

 

[Frang]

We get lads coming into the mobile phone shop in work asking what's the best phone to stick up their arse as they are going to prison.

Not even joking.

I hope you tell them its an old car phone complete with box to carry the huge battery

 

[Bungle]

im just getting over a 3 day bender. really not in the mood

You only have yourself to blame here

 

[Frang]

You only have yourself to blame here

oh absolutely mate.

 

[Moomin]

im just getting over a 3 day bender. really not in the mood

 

[Toast]

Do you do demonstrations?

It's a very difficult conversation to have with a customer.

They ask about the chargers too sometimes, although I don't think they have the facility to plug them in. Maybe wrong like.

Soz for going off topic @Frank.

 

[Frang]

It's a very difficult conversation to have with a customer.

They ask about the chargers too sometimes, although I don't think they have the facility to plug them in. Maybe wrong like.

Soz for going off topic @Frank.

this ^^ is actually far more interesting than having @Moomin 's attempts to looks all edgy ..

yes folks, asking advice on how to squeeze a phone charger up your rectum, is far far better than anything mooms has to say

 

[Moomin]

this ^^ is actually far more interesting than having @Moomin 's attempts to looks all edgy ..

yes folks, asking advice on how to squeeze a phone charger up your rectum, is far far better than anything mooms has to say

 

[Nymzee]

im just getting over a 3 day bender. really not in the mood

Tut tut Frank, what have we said about your drinking

 

[verreauxi]

Nothing a little charm can't solve to lure her back...

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Oh @Frank. Something tells me you done gone and messed this up BIG time.

Dafuq you do fella?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]