The ex-Everton player you'd most like to punch in the face?

[Elong]

I'd Like to smash his fukking head in........

I'd like to give it more of a slap, Rock N Roller style, bring him back to his childhood.
Baby faced prat

 

[Lynne x]

Ghost approves of nothing, hes angry and nobody really knows why?

No he's not, he's just misunderstood bless him xx

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

No he's not, he's just misunderstood bless him xx

Ghost sympathy is not allowed in here, take it outside.

 

[Lynne x]

Ghost sympathy is not allowed in here, take it outside.

No, my ancestors made sure that being a woman allowed me to have a voice so i'm staying put xx

 

[Hayee]

Barmby

 

[Cena]

 

[RFUS]

Insult to injury, that.

 

[tsubaki]

joe parkinson, but they would be tearful punches of dispair at what might have been and i would probably collapse in a heap half way through the second punch

 

[BlueLlama]

Amazing thread, all the obvious ones (Barmby, Lescott, Xavier) have been done, but incredibly no one has put Rooney in.
Although thinking about it I'd knee Rooney in the bollocks and save the punch in the face for that piss taking, money grabing, lying cnut SLAVEN BILIC!

 

[Lao]

No, my ancestors made sure that being a woman allowed me to have a voice so i'm staying put xx

And Ghost is borderline Welsh, so people have to defend their own! Joke, Lynne, sorry, honest.

 

[Lao]

Amazing thread, all the obvious ones (Barmby, Lescott, Xavier) have been done, but incredibly no one has put Rooney in.
Although thinking about it I'd knee Rooney in the bollocks and save the punch in the face for that piss taking, money grabing, lying cnut SLAVEN BILIC!

I like this, developing the concept.

Who would you punch?
Who would you kick in the 'nads?
Who would you slap?
Who would you pin down and fart in the face of?
Who would you swing a cricket bat at?

Could go on...

 

[heatmeiser]

I like this, developing the concept.

Who would you punch?
Who would you kick in the 'nads?
Who would you slap?
Who would you pin down and fart in the face of?
Who would you swing a cricket bat at?

Could go on...

Shag?

 

[Lynne x]

And Ghost is borderline Welsh, so people have to defend their own! Joke, Lynne, sorry, honest.

Theres nothing wrong with being welsh, my kids are, its just that i'm not, i'm one of those horrible english people that moved here to take all the jobs and cant speak the lingo xx

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Singing die die Nicky Nicky die...

 

[Lao]

Theres nothing wrong with being welsh, my kids are, its just that i'm not, i'm one of those horrible english people that moved here to take all the jobs and cant speak the lingo xx

Good job you haven't got a summer cottage in Snowdonia for them to burn down!