The "Everything's OK" Thread

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Yeah everything's great. We've signed a 40 year old goalkeeper and are throwing around phantom bids on players that have no intention of joining Everton. Wouldn't be surprised if we had to make do with a couple of deadline day loan signings.

Has anyone got Drenthe's and Stracqualursi's phone numbers? Maybe we should sign Beckford on a free again. Honestly just get Moyes and Kenwright back in charge. Instead we've got a Dutch crap version of Moyes with a freakishly large head and an Iranian war criminal. At least Bill loved the club and didn't use the club as a front for his shady deals.
 
Yeah everything's great. We've signed a 40 year old goalkeeper and are throwing around phantom bids on players that have no intention of joining Everton. Wouldn't be surprised if we had to make do with a couple of deadline day loan signings.

Has anyone got Drenthe's and Stracqualursi's phone numbers? Maybe we should sign Beckford on loan again. Honestly just get Moyes and Kenwright back in charge. Instead we've got a Dutch crap version of Moyes with a freakishly large head and an Iranian war criminal. At least Bill loved the club and didn't use the club as a front for his shady deals.

I liked Beckford, sold too soon for my liking.
 

Yeah everything's great. We've signed a 40 year old goalkeeper and are throwing around phantom bids on players that have no intention of joining Everton. Wouldn't be surprised if we had to make do with a couple of deadline day loan signings.

Has anyone got Drenthe's and Stracqualursi's phone numbers? Maybe we should sign Beckford on loan again. Honestly just get Moyes and Kenwright back in charge. Instead we've got a Dutch crap version of Moyes with a freakishly large head and an Iranian war criminal. At least Bill loved the club and didn't use the club as a front for his shady deals.

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A place for people who are perfectly calm to hang out and talk about how boss Everton's future is going to be and not get worried about transfers in mid-July.

Come on in - the water's lovely!

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A place for people who are perfectly calm to hang out and talk about how boss Everton's future is going to be and not get worried about transfers in mid-July.

Come on in - the water's lovely!


*Positive, rational posts only*

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That looks entirely the kind of beach to be infested with stonefish and box jellyfish
 
Koeman took a selling side lacking the talent we have in Southampton and got them 6th. This same squad of Everton players, with Martinez who was an underperforming coach, was able to finish 6th 2 years ago. 6+6 = 4th. Champions league here we come.
 
A place for people who are perfectly calm to hang out and talk about how boss Everton's future is going to be and not get worried about transfers in mid-July.

Come on in - the water's lovely!

*Positive, rational posts only*

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What a great idea .....Positive .... rational quotes only.

It's gonna be a quiet thread!
 

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