Poster A: I really dig Tigers. Can someone explain why my favourite animal is no longer thriving? I love them so much but it just seems like each year there are less and less tigers.
Poster B: That's because of human encroachment on their territory, the reduction of their hunting grounds and human predation to sell their skin and bones to a lucrative market mainly based in China. Also the animal being solitary and wide roaming needs more land to live in than most large mammalian predators and due to scarcity of animals they find the opportunity to mate greatly reduced. Pollution and toxins in the food chain make up the final ingredient that sees Tigers inching towards extinction in the wild.
Poster A: Yeah, but loads of other animals do well. My mate likes Rock Pigeons and they're doing really well.
Poster C: Yeah its bull**** about tigers becoming extinct. I blame it on Kenwright. Because I've got a mate that likes rats and there's loads of them.
Poster B: Look, I've explained why Tigers are dying out in the wild. That's just the circumstances we find ourselves in. Perhaps when environmental conditions continue we can do better but...
Poster A: No its Kenwrights fault. My mate likes Lynx's and they've had a change in fortune.
Poster B: Yes they have. They are almost extinct.
Poster A: Look, Philip Green could save the environment and all the animals, like Noah and his ark if he just cared enough.
Poster B: Why would he do that? Does he even care about the environment? What's in it for him. How has the fundamental environmental model changed recently that would see these people care about the environment?
Poster A: But i really like tigers.
Etc. (bill oddie helped me with this post)