The Dyche Slap

[Yarrgh]

Probably just a Kopite waiter taking the wee wee.
File in the bin.

A fat Iberian waiter perchance?

 

[Yarrgh]

Good point

Do you think he'd even contemplate doing that to Duncan.

That's the new arena I want to see!

 

[Yarrgh]

Too many nampy pampies these days. Should be on a day trip to Blackpool and made to roll around on used needles.

The day after the rs medical team have stayed there?

 

[Yarrgh]

I hope my posts kept everyone busy on this boring Saturday. I half read the story, formed an edgy opinion, then doubled down on said opinion. I regret nothing.

As the kids say, this is the way.

 

[NeilMorepies]

A fat Iberian waiter perchance?

Well, he does need some sort of a job these days, to to keep him in lard and nappies.

 

[roy vernon]

Matt Hughes has gleefully blown this incident out of all proportion, however, while I accept it was probably some kind of feeble joke that went wrong how thick must a man of Dyche's experience be to have pulled a stupid stunt like that? Let's just hope there is no lasting bad feeling, because that is the last thing we need in our current predicament.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I hope my posts kept everyone busy on this boring Saturday. I half read the story, formed an edgy opinion, then doubled down on said opinion. I regret nothing.

I heard Dyche clean took his head off as he slapped him with an articulated vehicle.

Sounds exaggerated to me but then I haven't seen or heard from Patterson since.

*tbf I haven't seen or heard from Patterson beforehand but I think we should brace for the worst possible news.

 

[magicjuan]

A fat Iberian waiter perchance?

Belgian to be fair. He won't survive.

 

[Kurt.]

I think it’s bang out order really. I’ve been waiting months for the chance to slap Patterson and Dyche has got there first ffs.

 

[kenada_blue]

Saw this yesterday and thought "here we go".

Then saw it was Matt Hughes who wrote it.

So i laughed.

 

[Bayboy]

Smacks of straightforward bullying, especially when you consider what's been happening with team selection. In most other workplaces Dyche would be considered a dinosaur, and his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

 

[kenada_blue]

Smacks of straightforward bullying, especially when you consider what's been happening with team selection. In most other workplaces Dyche would be considered a dinosaur, and his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

Matt Hughes is definitely a bully towards Everton FC

 

[The binman chronicles]

I think it’s bang out order really. I’ve been waiting months for the chance to slap Patterson and Dyche has got there first ffs.

@davek was just Kurt's multi!

 

[Martin Alvito]

@davek was just Kurt's multi!

I was at least planning to be charitable and suggest he was hacked. I suppose you may be right that I would be giving Dave a little too much credit for technological sophistication there.

 

[Mr Happy]

Matt Hughes is definitely a bully towards Everton FC

One of many