The drunk thread

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I've had 1 glass of wine and 1 scrumpy jack. Ive work at 8am but 7 more of these Scrumpy Jack things to drink.... this could get interesting... could be like a court room drama with every sip.. should I?? shouldnt I...
 
lads, why is our costa rican whiter than a ginger scotsman ffs? not being racist but aren't they suppose to be paolo wanchope's and fastino asprillas? - not even arsed that he was colombian, they were good in get rich or die trying ffs
 
Heres the script GOT, Pishing a rain, boss phoned, "dave dont come in tae work cause its pissin a rain." so me and MRS EFC David drive the kids to EFC DAVID'S mothers and start on it, had 6 pint's of Stella, now drinking bottles of Bud.Purfect.
 
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