The drunk thread

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Hard day at work! Missus away to visit her sister, so I put the kids to bed at 6, on my 8th can of Red Stripe.6 and half to go.Let's hope I make work in the morning.
 
Four beers and a bottle of wine later, and I am drunk ass. Work tomorrow is not going to be a good thing. Lucky I am out of cigarettes. Would be smoking like a freight train right now. Thank Christ I am not on the flight schedule tomorrow!
 
The moment when you get home in cab from a night out and realise you have no money because you payed for a $20.20 last-round with $50.20 and walked away from the bar without acknowledging your mistake or your change.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
 
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