The drunk thread

[SAFC lad]

still chemist got a football game in an hour please kill me

 

[Callum]

drunk last night think i bought a player for 25mil on footy manager who i have never heard of. haven't ben to look yet blown my transfer budget on him ffs

****ing mad you like.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Drunk as [Poor language removed] here guyz. I'm in Lancaster at my bird's uni drunk on ros3

 

[Woolly Blue]

I'm quitepissed but ( I think ) I'm still making sense.
I'll check my posts tomorrow to make sure.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Drunk as [Poor language removed] here guyz. I'm in Lancaster at my bird's uni, drunk on rosé and other girly drinks, cocktails are next.

Iz right.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Same post twice hey. Fugg mai lyfff.

 

[bluejock]

Sh*tfaced on cider in the house with Mrs Jock.

 

[Azzurri]

Sh*tfaced on cider in the house with Mrs Jock.

Typical Scotland.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Sh*tfaced on cider in the house with Mrs Jock.

Sh*tfaced enough to tell her she's beautiful and you still love her ?

 

[bluejock]

Sh*tfaced enough to tell her she's beautiful and you still love her ?

Sh*tfaced enough to halfheartedly hump her then cum on her face

 

[bluejock]

Typical Scotland.

Racist

 

[Woolly Blue]

Sh*tfaced enough to halfheartedly hump her then cum on her face

Have another drink mate an d do the job properly

 

[COYB]

kicked out the yatsees, sobered up now like
cant even remember what i was drinkin fosters + somethin else

^_^

 

[TheFinnFan]

Just woke up ...still twisted ffs..

 

[Roztitute]

Was bad last night. Just woke up now though so most of the hangover is gone.