The drunk thread

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Got so ****ed up in sheffield last night. Ended up in a wood right next to Bramall Lane by myself at 6 in the morning. Had 9 beers and 2 pints of **** mix before I even went out. Then jagerbombed myself into oblivion. No foofs. Too much of a state. Good night though. I insisted the DJ play Born Slippy and when he did it was sexual.
 
Got so ****ed up in sheffield last night. Ended up in a wood right next to Bramall Lane by myself at 6 in the morning. Had 9 beers and 2 pints of **** mix before I even went out. Then jagerbombed myself into oblivion. No foofs. Too much of a state. Good night though. I insisted the DJ play Born Slippy and when he did it was sexual.

Nik wins this week's fixture.
 
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