The drunk thread

[Yorkie]

You,sir, have a one track mind.

Bed mate

 

[Yorkie]

I am drunk tonight guys.

Yes Carlos! Have it

 

[silent bob]

Bed mate

I`m having too much fun!
Maybe after some cornflakes...

 

[carlos21]

Yes Carlos! Have it

Thanks mate how are you tonight,

 

[Yorkie]

Am out often sunny w Yorks with my best mates who's a blue and an old timer blue who's mates with aforementioned friends dad.
Lovey

 

[Yorkie]

Thanks mate how are you tonight,

Ace proper on it

 

[carlos21]

Ace proper on it

Nice one kid.

 

[summerisle]

lol

 

[evertoniandy]

Wankered lads. Just thrown up in a mixing bowl. What's happening?

 

[carlos21]

Wankered lads. Just thrown up in a mixing bowl. What's happening?

I think you should go to bed,

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

I think you should go to bed,

Nah Carlos, he was just making space for more beer.

 

[carlos21]

Nah Carlos, he was just making space for more beer.

Hahahaha mate good one.

 

[summerisle]

Wankered lads. Just thrown up in a mixing bowl. What's happening?

England beat Germany 2-3 and were apparently worse than Andorra.

 

[silent bob]

Wankered lads. Just thrown up in a mixing bowl. What's happening?

You need to thoroughly wash a mixing bowl in the morning.

 

[quasi modo]

Wankered lads. Just thrown up in a mixing bowl. What's happening?