Drinky drink drink. I miss getting poop-faced most I can do these days is get very merry. Good night tonight though with the footy lads. Beep boopity beep. COYB
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mitchell1996
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anybody pissed
witchdoc187
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Laying in a hammock on the beach in Palomino Colombia smashed as a badger. Only problem is I need a piss and can't get out me hammock. 36years opens still winning
Fresh Prince of Belle Val
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Completely smashed and I've managed to make the last train to Huyton.
I'm such a good husband and I've only fingered the one girl. Up the toffees.
I'm such a good husband and I've only fingered the one girl. Up the toffees.
ItsOKImAPilot
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Went to dinner with a bunch of married people. Didn't go to the after-party. I bought a bottle of champagne for myself at the grocery store and came home to watch USA vs Mexico with my cat. I hate my life.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Is your cat meek and mild tonight ?
ItsOKImAPilot
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LOL. Never. It dropped my car keys into the couch cushions and knocked a lamp over.Is your cat meek and mild tonight ?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
ItsOKImAPilot
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Haha. I was watching my nephew one week and he has this stuffed animal that he adores. It's a rainbow unicorn pillow thing. Well, I took him for ice cream and when we came back, my cat had dragged it from the guest room bed to the living room where it was in full hump. I laughed so hard but had no idea how to explain it to my nephew. This picture reminds me of it...The world keeps turning
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
That's strangely beguilinglol
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
ItsOKImAPilot
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I'm a lightweight. Two glasses in and I have the urge to watch Tomb Raider on Netflix
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