The drunk thread

[Pienaar's gloves]

Ruined.

Went to The Raz. Full of first year uni of tools puking everywhere.

Came home, asked flatmate if she was up for flashing her jebs - expecting a no - and she obliged.

10/10 would have 27th March again.

 

[Garrick]

Ruined.

Went to The Raz. Full of first year uni of tools puking everywhere.

Came home, asked flatmate if she was up for flashing her jebs - expecting a no - and she obliged.

10/10 would have 27th March again.

It's April mate.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

It's April mate.

Oh aye yeah! Happy April mate.

 

[madkiwi]

Cocktails, beer, wine, tequila, whisky. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[l4toffee]

Cocktails, beer, wine, tequila, whisky. What could possibly go wrong?

You forgot the Charlie . That's what has gone wrong

 

[Billy Dean]

I'm a tit

 

[evertoniandy]

Reading Beer and Cider Festival yesterday. Signed up to CAMRA. Partied until 4am with the manager's manager in a club. Sat in the hotel bar drinking 8.4% Cider/Perry from a 2 litre milk bottle. Second to last alarm just woke me... I'm fully clothed, have been sat on the side of my bed the whole time and have a patch of dribble on my t-shirt. I'm stinking of booze and I'm not showering.

All in all: SUCCESS.

 

[ilikecheese]

Can't believe this thread hasn't been bumped on night we won and Gerrard loses his final home game.

 

[AlE]

Can't believe this thread hasn't been bumped on night we won and Gerrard loses his final home game.

Trying to get a thing going in the million posts thread tbh mate, which explains me swerving this thread

 

[AlE]

kin smashed

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

kin smashed

Make sure you get a doner kebab or a 12" meat feast to sort yourself out mate!

 

[AlE]

Make sure you get a doner kebab or a 12" meat feast to sort yourself out mate!

My mates have all gone home, so I'm on my todd drinking red wine and listening to eric clapton lol

 

[orly]

Well @Woolly Blue my man, you've picked the Commie side an no mistake

I will continue to give you the +10s though buddy xxx

 

[AlE]

Well @Woolly Blue my man, you've picked the Commie side an no mistake

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[orly]

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Do you need some pos rep? I'll give it you