The drunk thread

[Kiwi]

Would that be the same night out you hooked up with 3 or 4 hot babes and a gay fella when wasted then?

Sounds slightly familiar yet also embellished lollollol
Had a lovely chat with the very pretty barmaid as I got my phone though.

 

[Kiwi]

Plastered now. Lost a pub quiz over a question about phobias and had celebratory drinks that I found me phone.
Mixture of being delighted and gutted simultaneously

 

[evertoniandy]

Just woke up with the lights still on in the flat. Doing a poo now. Marvellous.

 

[Arteta2391]

The question is when will I stop drinking?

 

[Bluejelly12]

Started already this evening....bit silly really, if the result goes bandit tonight then I've set myself up for a massive downer!

 

[Bluejelly12]

Coors light if anyone is ar*#d...

 

[COYBL25]

Started already this evening....bit silly really, if the result goes bandit tonight then I've set myself up for a massive downer!

I must I,m tempted to start too as I have a terrible sense of forboding about this game.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I've had chicken and rice and 2 bottle of fosters. I dont drink much, ill be ruined later.

 

[wbn61]

i'm drunk

 

[wbn61]

why are there 44 players on the pitch?

 

[LostLegend]

Was going to call it quits for the night after the match, just got some more cans in...

Party at mine then guys, be sure to bring plenty of booze and vaseline

 

[kithnou]

Was going to call it quits for the night after the match, just got some more cans in...

Party at mine then guys, be sure to bring plenty of booze and vaseline

get in!

 

[Fedlingen]

get in!

I believe that was what the vaseline was for.

 

[kithnou]

I believe that was what the vaseline was for.

 

[Donald Twain]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we're all goin to heaven lads.