"The Dixies" end-of-season awards

[Big Fat Sam]

Must be a bit embarrassing for the players really, especially with fans in attendance.

What will be celebrated?

Rooney goal of the season.
Pickford probably pick up Players' Player and Fans' Player of the Season.
Young Player of the Season will no doubt go to DCL.

Kenwright's Luvvy Award will go to Martina for 'Being a Champ' and willingly playing out of position for three months.

Will they start scraping the barrel and make up some other awards to make it look like we've had some success over the last season?

Best Assist Award? Longest Throw In Award? Best Cross With His Wrong Foot Award?

Should be a grand old night.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Worst player
Worst buy
Biggest off field gaffe
Worst team performance

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Worst player
Worst buy
Biggest off field gaff
Worst team performance

Finally some awards there is a lot of competition to find a winner for.

Biggest Wage Stealer Award
Longest Time On The Physio's Table Award
Highest Wage-Per-Games-Played Award

 

[deipnosophist]

cancel the awards...nothing worth acknowledging outside of ‘least cackiest’ player...Pickford probably wins that.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

"The 'Steve Walsh Inspired Signing Award' goes to ... *drum roll* ... Sam Allardyce! Up you come, Sam, you've earned this one!"

 

[jackyboy]

Cleanest boots to big Morgan.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I would also like to nominate Barkley for a lifetime achievement Dixie for biggest career cock up.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Really should be cancelled for the first team squad this year.

For what it’s worth

Pickford player of the season
Rooney goal of the season
DCL young player of the season.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

"And the award for the 'Most Uninspiring Player To Wear The Captain's Armband' this season goes to ... Ashley Williams! Congratulations Ashley, club and country captain, you must be delighted with this award! Even more so to go along with your 'Looks Like A Massive Tit With That Haircut' award!"

 

[jaycee]

Yard of ale award
Advanced driving award
The lifetime boo award

 

[LABlue2]

Best manager? Three up for nomination

 

[upthetoffees]

Really should be cancelled for the first team squad this year.

For what it’s worth

Pickford player of the season
Rooney goal of the season
DCL young player of the season.

These could easily be just an email memo sent out to the whole organization with a printable version of the award to put on their fridge.

 

[RomanReigns]

are we celebrating failure now?

It is exactly this type of propaganda that the club churns out that will see us relegated within the next 5 years.

enough is enough

it is time to take a stand

 

[kenada_blue]

Wazza will win the lot.

Trophy cabinet has a few gaps.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Seeing the likes of Ashley Williams rock up in his £5000 Armani suit and £50,000 diamond-encrusted watch, knowing full well he's disgraced himself all season and pocketed about £3m for it, will be particularly sickening to the average fan, I'd guess.