tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Tell us more!!Indeed. Scored past Bonetti.
As have I. True dat.

Tell us more!!Indeed. Scored past Bonetti.
As have I. True dat.
Friendly match;Tell us more!!
Sounds like you had heaps of fun and liked your displaying your colours.Friendly match;
Brighton HA XI (containing about 5 of their first team squad v Phoenix Brewery XI ( my firm in aid of Zeebrugge Ferry Disaster in 1986. (Playing for Phoenix, you will understand how desperate I was to score.) For reasons known only to themselves, Peter Bonetti, who lived in nearby Worthing guested for them in goal.
With ten minutes left and the Vermin 6-0 up, I heard ref Allan Gunn ( he reffed the 1990 Cup Final ) say to one of their defenders something like “ Next time the ball comes up here ffs let them have one”.
Two minutes later, ball arrives at my feet, I set off on a mazy run, defenders hold off, Bonetti comes out and I neatly slip it under him into the net. Some feigned applause from a couple of the vermin defenders which ceases as I take my shirt off to reveal my Palace shirt underneath.
Welsh international Peter O’Sullivan bought me a pint afterwards “for my cheek”. I like to think that I joined Gerd Mueller and Uwe Seeler in Bonetti’s nightmares after that.
I hope that’s not a euphemism..Sounds like you had heaps of fun and liked your displaying your colours.
That's too big a word for me to understand.I hope that’s not a euphemism..
Friendly match;
Brighton HA XI (containing about 5 of their first team squad v Phoenix Brewery XI ( my firm in aid of Zeebrugge Ferry Disaster in 1986. (Playing for Phoenix, you will understand how desperate I was to score.) For reasons known only to themselves, Peter Bonetti, who lived in nearby Worthing guested for them in goal.
With ten minutes left and the Vermin 6-0 up, I heard ref Allan Gunn ( he reffed the 1990 Cup Final ) say to one of their defenders something like “ Next time the ball comes up here ffs let them have one”.
Two minutes later, ball arrives at my feet, I set off on a mazy run, defenders hold off, Bonetti comes out and I neatly slip it under him into the net. Some feigned applause from a couple of the vermin defenders which ceases as I take my shirt off to reveal my Palace shirt underneath.
Welsh international Peter O’Sullivan bought me a pint afterwards “for my cheek”. I like to think that I joined Gerd Mueller and Uwe Seeler in Bonetti’s nightmares after that.

BrilliantFriendly match;
Brighton HA XI (containing about 5 of their first team squad v Phoenix Brewery XI ( my firm in aid of Zeebrugge Ferry Disaster in 1986. (Playing for Phoenix, you will understand how desperate I was to score.) For reasons known only to themselves, Peter Bonetti, who lived in nearby Worthing guested for them in goal.
With ten minutes left and the Vermin 6-0 up, I heard ref Allan Gunn ( he reffed the 1990 Cup Final ) say to one of their defenders something like “ Next time the ball comes up here ffs let them have one”.
Two minutes later, ball arrives at my feet, I set off on a mazy run, defenders hold off, Bonetti comes out and I neatly slip it under him into the net. Some feigned applause from a couple of the vermin defenders which ceases as I take my shirt off to reveal my Palace shirt underneath.
Welsh international Peter O’Sullivan bought me a pint afterwards “for my cheek”. I like to think that I joined Gerd Mueller and Uwe Seeler in Bonetti’s nightmares after that.
1987 indeed. The old grey matter having a mare. Too much heading in my (ahem) distinguished football “career” clearly.1987 I think else I'm getting plod involved to investigate why your firm held a benefit match for a disaster before it happened.![]()
Fantastic story AlFriendly match;
Brighton HA XI (containing about 5 of their first team squad v Phoenix Brewery XI ( my firm in aid of Zeebrugge Ferry Disaster in 1986. (Playing for Phoenix, you will understand how desperate I was to score.) For reasons known only to themselves, Peter Bonetti, who lived in nearby Worthing guested for them in goal.
With ten minutes left and the Vermin 6-0 up, I heard ref Allan Gunn ( he reffed the 1990 Cup Final ) say to one of their defenders something like “ Next time the ball comes up here ffs let them have one”.
Two minutes later, ball arrives at my feet, I set off on a mazy run, defenders hold off, Bonetti comes out and I neatly slip it under him into the net. Some feigned applause from a couple of the vermin defenders which ceases as I take my shirt off to reveal my Palace shirt underneath.
Welsh international Peter O’Sullivan bought me a pint afterwards “for my cheek”. I like to think that I joined Gerd Mueller and Uwe Seeler in Bonetti’s nightmares after that.
Fantastic as Evil in Time Bandits, but so many memorable roles. He always delivered whether it was a massive production (Titanic, Star Trek(s)) or a low budget genre flick or voiceover. Properly brilliant actor, RIP fella.David Warner star of The Omen and Tron. He was a good baddie!