Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
They had hoped it’d be a SecretIt deffo wasnt a Yorkie (not for girls)
(Old skool choccy bar there)
They had hoped it’d be a SecretIt deffo wasnt a Yorkie (not for girls)
It deffo wasnt a Yorkie (not for girls)
I was convinced she was a Traitor
RIP X
It's pretty grim, and salacious. And unsubstantiated. Involves the chocy treat being hidden on someone's person and being erm, consumed by the other from that position of hiding. I'm not doing a good job here. Trying to talk around the subject I suppose. Not even working up a sweat, let alone a lather.
I wanna know, was it still in it's wrapper. And did he's trademark teeth help or hinder the retrieval of this sweet treat.

HeroTony Martin - I remember this story like it was yesterday, seemed to stoke something up in everyone.
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Farmer Tony Martin, who shot burglar dead in 1999, dies aged 80
Martin was initially convicted of murder but this was reduced to manslaughter on appeal.news.sky.com
For shooting people in the back, you really are a picture of complete ignoranceHero
You’re right , everyone had an opinion on it. It’s a tough one as the homeowner should have a legal right to defend himself and his property but it was a kid and there was no sign of Tony being in mortal danger .Tony Martin - I remember this story like it was yesterday, seemed to stoke something up in everyone.
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Farmer Tony Martin, who shot burglar dead in 1999, dies aged 80
Martin was initially convicted of murder but this was reduced to manslaughter on appeal.news.sky.com
Yes he had aspergers, i seem to recall he'd been targeted several times previously - which muddied the waters further as to wether or not it was pre meditated.You’re right , everyone had an opinion on it. It’s a tough one as the homeowner should have a legal right to defend himself and his property but it was a kid and there was no sign of Tony being in mortal danger .
He was also had some mental health issues .
Another marathon of silly puns.They had hoped it’d be a Secret
(Old skool choccy bar there)
Shot a 16 year old kid in the back. What a champion. She really is a little Englander.For shooting people in the back, you really are a picture of complete ignorance
Shot a 16 year old kid in the back. What a champion. She really is a little Englander.