The Dead Thread




My work van.
Bird has just ploughed through the back of it while it was parked up.
Shunted it into a lamppost too. Squashed abaaar 2ft shorter than it was.


Ffs.


RIP little friend. You've been a good van 😔🤬

View attachment 231948View attachment 231949View attachment 231945
FFS... I am confident in my own driving that I will not ever crash. I do however fear every other driver on the road! The amount of times I've seen someone coming and had to do an evasive manoeuvre to save my self is unreal!!

I really feel for you there mate. Its sickening when it happens. I hope your whiplash isn't too bad!! 😉
 
Just missing an "1" before the 55 to have a most appropriate number plate to how you felt when you saw your van like that.
Funniest thing was a car park pass for Analfield in her car. Fire bobby said I was horrible for laughing that she was a kopite.

Evil cant or something he called me 🤷‍♂️



She has been taken to hospital with her face a bit mashed and bloody if anyone's arsed.
 
FFS... I am confident in my own driving that I will not ever crash. I do however fear every other driver on the road! The amount of times I've seen someone coming and had to do an evasive manoeuvre to save my self is unreal!!

I really feel for you there mate. Its sickening when it happens. I hope your whiplash isn't too bad!! 😉
I've got the CCTV from next door, I walked across the back of the van after getting something out the side about 25 seconds before she smashes into it. 😮
 

Welcome

Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.

Shop

Back
Top