The David Squires Thread

[gonetomorrow]

He's very funny. He doesn't always hit it off, which is the thing really.

When he does, it's great. It's the little things which do it.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...mentator-what-is-football-if-not-for-dreaming

"It's only lasagne" lol lol lol lol lol

 

[gonetomorrow]

Drury gets a kicking. And not before time.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...uires-on-the-premier-league-relegation-battle

Bit of middling one this, but the Alan Brazil panel is utterly superb

 

[ToffeeDan]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...uires-on-the-premier-league-relegation-battle

Bit of middling one this, but the Alan Brazil panel is utterly superb

I thought it was excellent. I particularly enjoyed the Shane Long/Matt Le Tissier panel. Laughed for a good 30 seconds at that.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Possibly his best yet

 

[Prevenger17]

Possibly his best yet

Was going to post. Unbelievable

 

[Walken]

Possibly his best yet

It's actually quite touching as well

 

[The binman chronicles]

Possibly his best yet

He forgot to add one line though to set up the meeting.

Gunnersaurus crawled to freedom through 500 yards of sh** smelling foulness I can’t even imagine. Or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards. That’s the length of five football fields just shy of half a mile...

...to exit the Emirates and make his way past all the Arsenal supporters.

 

[gonetomorrow]

PSG sign Jeffers................

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...l-and-the-dying-embers-of-the-football-season

That Marcus Rashford panel lol

 

[Connor]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...n-liverpools-champions-league-final-heartache

 

[KaiserEFC]

Sums the RS up perfectly this lol

 

[Thomasc]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...n-liverpools-champions-league-final-heartache

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A “the day today” reference, marvellous stuff this.

Looks like the whole of football is once again seeing them for what they are.

Worst losers in the game, Cult FC

 

[mmmmsnouts]

“The Liverpool players rallied round Karius from a safe distance of about 50 metres” lollollol