The confession thread!

[JLW]

Since we are all anonymous on here this is the place to confess your sins I’m sure GOT has many.

 

[Paris]

 

[JLW]

Thought you had something to confess to then

 

[Yarrgh]

I saw a confessions thread. I saw @Paris was the latest poster.

I do not know if this is actually relieving or disappointing.

 

[Paris]

I saw a confessions thread. I saw @Paris was the latest poster.

I do not know if this is actually relieving or disappointing.

I'm not sure if people would be interested in a post that's longer than an article published in The Athletic.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Thought you had something to confess to then

Is a terrible taste in music not bad enough?

 

[Yarrgh]

I'm not sure if people would be interested in a post that's longer than an article published in The Athletic.

Unless it included a rave review of the actions of the captain of captains, Super-Hendo, then they wouldn't publish it.

 

[kev]

Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Richard.​

George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.​

 

[bluerobert]

Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.​

Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.​

Richard.​

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George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.​

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Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.​

Thats what he gets for not putting a password on his Wi-Fi

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Well, this thread is clearly being circled warily by the denizens of GOT.

Think a more candid set of responses may be forthcoming when the ale and cocaine flows at the weekend...

 

[PaddyJames]

Up until the age of 14 I always wanted my name to be Clive and I even made some people call me it. If people asked what my names I'd always say Clive. To this day I have no idea why (It was probably to do with Clive Everton) and I'd forgotten about it until my dad mentioned it a few years ago. Sure enough people started calling me Clive. People say you should follow the dreams you had as a child. Load of balls.

 

[Ring master]

I only have 3/4 minors lol think this is about as bad as it got for me - dont think i did anything else "bad" apart from smash window playing footy inside the House on boxing day [when we lost 4-1 home to sheff wed many years ago]

1 - Got took home by police playing footy on top of a shop by a bridge [Broadway for those that know it] when younger after the shop keeper went mad and Grapped us and locked us in shop lol
2 - I broke my mates shin in school as i backheeled him that hard when he was annoying me-I did have Doc martens on to be fair lol
3 - while another time i broke a different mates fingers by taking a shot at him in footy- [and it was not even a hard shot]

 

[JLW]

Is a terrible taste in music not bad enough?

I think he’s more interested in his body than the music

 

[gonetomorrow]

I've never worn blue denims. I'll not be starting now. If I turned up in blue jeans they'd think I'd come to fix the toilet.

 

[JLW]

I got laid off by a car manufacturer but the fools told me when I still had a days work remaining.
My job at the time was to fit the gear box on the production line anyway for the whole shift lots of washers and nuts and bolts went into every gear box. They wouldn’t of known until the car was built and test driven.