Everton Bulgaria
Player Valuation: £750k
Absofakinlotely sick pesron !
We don't want him. He's one of you sorry belters.
There's nowhere decent to drink in Upton and you are just as likely to be laughed out of town for wearing toms there as you would anywhere else.HE WEAR TOMS LAD!!! Meet him for a bev in upton village, he's deffo yours!
A majority vote for Senor Azul.
The straw poll has spoken.
Considering my two month campaign of investigative clique hunting and being a general bell I'm amazed a few of you voted yes. You'll be pleased to know that thanks to your love I'm returning to vague posts and sitting on the fence.