Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
HemoroidsIt's the roids mate.
HemoroidsIt's the roids mate.
I preferred him when he was fat and happy.It's the roids mate.
Massive ted, but his Ma gives boss chews, so I'm in.
Chico's ma converted himI remember when you used to get really upset about 'your ma' jokes.
I'm glad to see this place has corrupted you.
Sucked him in, if you will.Chico's ma converted him
I remember when you used to get really upset about 'your ma' jokes.
I'm glad to see this place has corrupted you.
That wasn't me mate, or if it was I was taking the piss. Are you sure you're not confusing me with Stocky's Eminem?
That you can have sex without buying it?
I'm pretty sure I can prove that actually. Just give me ten minutes with your dad.
Don't aim crass comments like that at me, I consider that to be in awful taste, thank you.
Your comment was putting a moral slant on the issue, not merely stating a fact.
Fair enough. He isn't exactly a looker, like. Another example, then.
Lets use the mailman instead.
Like your mother does.
She's been dead nearly 30 years, you horror.
Sorry to hear that, mate. Mind, from what I hear, she could probably use the rest.