The Chelsea Thread

[DanB90]

Why is Tuchel on there twice consecutively?

Is it meant to be someone else?

 

[Harryflashman]

Why is Tuchel on there twice consecutively?

Is it meant to be someone else?

Wasn’t his tenure under both owners ?

 

[DanB90]

Wasn’t his tenure under both owners ?

Of course. Makes sense.

 

[Nymzee]

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For a film as goofy as it was I thought this was a banger twist.

 

[Yarrgh]

Apparently they want to let him go but can't because he has a contract till 2032 and it will cost over £20m. Trying to find some sort of a compromise.

Include him in a hotel deal?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ahhh ... I guess I meant "what kind of planet do we live on?"

Meaning ... our values, of course. I mean it goes without saying we live on an iron dense rocky terrestrial semi-aquatic planet in the goldilocks zone of a stable slow burning star.

 

[Nymzee]

Include him in a hotel deal?

The Li Amrosenior penthouse suite

 

[Tigger]

The most predictable of endings for a bizarre appointment. Hopefully they continue to plummet

 

[Yarrgh]

The Li Amrosenior penthouse suite

Reassuringly expensive for a short stay?

 

[Yarrgh]

So roughly 1/4 million a day. When I grow up I want to be a rubbish football manager.

 

[Rita_Poon]

So roughly 1/4 million a day. When I grow up I want to be a rubbish football manager.

good luck usurping davek...

 

[dannyboy]

I don't know if we've reached that point where they're so established as one of the 'big 6' that they can't fail but it'd be a good test of their fan base if they had a spell of chaos and no success. Convinced most of their foreign support would find another team pretty quickly.

Having said that, they'll probably go and win the Cup this year.

 

[Yarrgh]

good luck usurping davek...

For that kind of money?

Moyes out! Patterson out! Get two full backs in and let's go smash out a derby double and some silverware.

Where do I apply?

 

[RomanReigns]

So roughly 1/4 million a day. When I grow up I want to be a rubbish football manager.

Don’t forget taxes and the break clause

 

[Taifi gorm]

He gets his hair cut!! I'm shocked!!

U mugging off hair care! U #£"'cg