The Canned Drink Championships

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chicoazul

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The rules are this, it has to be a canned drink, around 330ml and doesn't have to be gassy.

In the Azul final; Iron Bru v Vimto.

Vimto wins in extra time.





For the wools (you know who you are) Im referring of course to fizzy pop.
 

Will have to muse on this one a while.

A verdict has been reached.

The final?

Sprite vs. Red Bull

Sprite wins with a crushing left hook in the sixth
 

Controversially I shall be going;

Diet Coke V Rubicon

The stalwart versus the crazy new kid on the block.

Diet coke pisses it 5 nil due to its amazing ability to cure any hangover (only on the second can).
 
After knocking off the more celebrated favourites, a bit of a shock finale;

Dr. Pepper vs. Irn Bru.

The two completely unique, indescribable flavours left their generic competitors in their fizzy wake.

Little highland outsider Irn Bru nicks it in extra time from it's weathlier, American backed opponent, seems it's 'made from girders', explaining it's better fight and stamina.
 

Dr Pepper should be banned from competition on the grounds that it smells like germoline.

Irn Bru beats Sprite on penalties in the final.

(although as a mixer for rum based cocktails sprite wins)
 

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