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We shine a little light into the world of Convict humour .
I know . War-time searchlights may have been more appropriate , but stay with me .
A man 25 , goes into his local Tattooist and asks for a " Yin and Yang " sign on his back . The Tattooist's premises were in his home ,... Tattoo alarm begins to ring - appears not ,...
The 21 year old Artist , instead decided to engrave a 46 centimetre Penis and a slogan to go with it - announcing that the bearer is Gay .
Victim apparently had a , " History " , with his Doodling ex-friend , and yet , STILL went there .
Gimp #1 , gets home , goes to give it the whole " Pride of Aussie manhood " , thing , when his friends pointed out the discrepancy .
Tatt' Man - Giver , is being charged with assault and running illegal - No , I don't believe that . In Australia ,..??? ; premises from his hoh-yum .
Tatt' Man - Penii , reckons it'll cost A$ thousands of , AN' loads of laser-teatment induced pain .
Pictures are as yet , unavailable - I couldn't have posted them anyway , like .
" The man with the penis tattoo ,.."
Input as applicable .
Larrakin laugh-alongs , eh ???
I know . War-time searchlights may have been more appropriate , but stay with me .
A man 25 , goes into his local Tattooist and asks for a " Yin and Yang " sign on his back . The Tattooist's premises were in his home ,... Tattoo alarm begins to ring - appears not ,...
The 21 year old Artist , instead decided to engrave a 46 centimetre Penis and a slogan to go with it - announcing that the bearer is Gay .
Victim apparently had a , " History " , with his Doodling ex-friend , and yet , STILL went there .
Gimp #1 , gets home , goes to give it the whole " Pride of Aussie manhood " , thing , when his friends pointed out the discrepancy .
Tatt' Man - Giver , is being charged with assault and running illegal - No , I don't believe that . In Australia ,..??? ; premises from his hoh-yum .
Tatt' Man - Penii , reckons it'll cost A$ thousands of , AN' loads of laser-teatment induced pain .
Pictures are as yet , unavailable - I couldn't have posted them anyway , like .
" The man with the penis tattoo ,.."
Input as applicable .
Larrakin laugh-alongs , eh ???
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never happen.. Would have to change your whole persona..
