Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Our goal attempts to attempts on target ratio the last few games must be bloody awful!
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billytoffee
Player Valuation: £20m
Using some of the latest spying technology - I've just intercepted a text message from the physio to a chemist near finch farm:-
Dear Lloyd,
Can you pack up all the rennie, settlers, tums and gaviscon and get it over to Finch farm first thing in the morning !
We have a squad of players that cant pass [Poor language removed] Wind !!!!
Love
Basil
Dear Lloyd,
Can you pack up all the rennie, settlers, tums and gaviscon and get it over to Finch farm first thing in the morning !
We have a squad of players that cant pass [Poor language removed] Wind !!!!
Love
Basil
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Cal
Player Valuation: £40m
Wow, he scored a winning goal against Bolton.
15 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN ON THE USELESS SHITOUSE
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
Cal
Player Valuation: £40m
At least Cahill actually fights for the ball and is willing to put some urgency into his play to get a goal.
Fellaini acts in slow motion and passes sideways, and i've never seen such a [Poor language removed] shitouse in the challenge.
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
He may need time....but he's not suddenly going to get speed, and he's not suddenly going to knock balls around the place. He's slow, and can only pass short....Where is the improvement going to come from?
Cal
Player Valuation: £40m
no chance, oh my god, what game were you watching?
cahill was getting his foot in ffs, fellaini was being a useless [Poor language removed] shitouse like he usually is, being a girl in every single [Poor language removed] challenge.
oh ffs
i hate the ****
If theres a website/opta stats or whatever who does it, I know it will say Fellaini gained possession for Everton more than Cahill.
In fact, if you ever attend a GOT meet and I'm wrong, i would be prepared to stick £10 on that bet
Fellaini was a fitness doubt today and make no mistake, he was told to sit at the back of the midfield. Thats clearly not his game. The fact he cant speak a word of English and Moyes is playing him in a holding role?
ToxtethBlue
Player Valuation: £50m
Fellaini was shocking today, the worst player on the pitch by a country mile. I have no doubts he'll eventually be a good player but the world class tag people have put on him is laughable. We have to be realistic.
Cahill I thought played well, one of our better players anyway. He has his short comings and I have critisised him in the past but he did well today. He looked for the ball, didn't give up and showed some quality at times. If he plays like tha he's a must in the team.
All this and he was also playing wide left/right, Tim did well today. Exactly how I want to see him playing.
Cahill I thought played well, one of our better players anyway. He has his short comings and I have critisised him in the past but he did well today. He looked for the ball, didn't give up and showed some quality at times. If he plays like tha he's a must in the team.
All this and he was also playing wide left/right, Tim did well today. Exactly how I want to see him playing.
Cal
Player Valuation: £40m
If theres a website/opta stats or whatever who does it, I know it will say Fellaini gained possession for Everton more than Cahill.
In fact, if you ever attend a GOT meet and I'm wrong, i would be prepared to stick £10 on that bet
Fellaini was a fitness doubt today and make no mistake, he was told to sit at the back of the midfield. Thats clearly not his game.
I highly doubt i'll ever be at a GOT meet simply because i infuriate people on here.
He's just so average.
Dom1878
Player Valuation: £60m
I dont mind Fellaini. I wouldnt criticise him today - because he was clearly unfit. But Cahill was BY FAR better today. Fellaini was gash.
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