I do both, but for variety's sake I vary up the order.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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The forum can't win tomorrow. Meltdowns and recriminations if we get pumped. But if Everton spawn a gritty 1-0 a certain subset will be back genuflecting at the altar of el gordo camarero español.
Omfg that's finished me lol lol lol.
Top work, sir. My salutations.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Everton to do a Jordan at the weekend hey?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Comrade Iwobi has been chosen to save us
May God have mercy on our souls
May God have mercy on our souls
Richy suspended for next weeks game. Gray possibly out injured.
I think an Iwobi, Rondon, Townsend front 3 might finish a few people off tbh.
I think an Iwobi, Rondon, Townsend front 3 might finish a few people off tbh.
Watching the game here and my five year old daughter just told me I look like Benitez. Sweet Jesus!
1) Not even remotely close
2) That’s her written out of the will
1) Not even remotely close
2) That’s her written out of the will
Talk about kicking a blue when he's down.
Well I suppose the score could be worse!
After the game has finished, sit her down and make her watch the film Sinister. Then tell her that this is what happens to children that grossly offend their fathers.
Rather than the doll she wants for her birthday, she’s getting a life-sized cutout of Salomon Rondon
Just a hunch, but I have a feeling that someone may be flying the red banner by the end of the day.
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