The bomb shelter thread.

[Toast]

Everton, spurs, palace, Celtic and wolves all without managers. Not that often 5 decent sized clubs are managerless and nothing happening.

Spurs and ourselves pay the big dollar though.
The managers themselves won’t want to miss out.

 

[COYBL25]

As bad as it finished for Mourinho as Spurs, in a cup final and fighting for Europe Jose has an overall win percentage of 60%. Scoring 625 and conceding 305, he is the next best out there IMO.

Yes he has gone to Roma (Or has he yet?), I`m sure they`d be open to a bit of compo to release him......

If ever there was a post that sums up Evertonians this is it.

Spent weeks, if not months, spewing bile at Ancelotti for playing the exact same football as Mourinho, who has had every single one of his teams playing the exact same football, but usually with much better players and always leaves a trail of expensive havoc in his wake.

Then, in the same post advocates paying compo to Roma, but is unsure if Mourinho has actually signed a contract or not with Roma ( must live on the moon )

I’m going to live in a cave for a bit

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

If you’ve ever seen the tv series of What we do in the Shadows, he’s like the energy vampire, Colin Robinson, who feeds of the negative energy caused by him boring people to death !View attachment 129099

Congratulations on the new profile picture, negative energy vampire is the hero this forum needs.

 

[COYBL25]

Congratulations on the new profile picture, negative energy vampire is the hero this forum needs.

It`s reflective of my mood at the moment mate.

Our best chance of something good happening for over 20 years, just walked out of the door and we`ve got utter idiots like upside down thumb head, posting stuff like that.

It makes me despair for humanity, not just Evertonians.

 

[ForeverEverton]

If ever there was a post that sums up Evertonians this is it.

Spent weeks, if not months, spewing bile at Ancelotti for playing the exact same football as Mourinho, who has had every single one of his teams playing the exact same football, but usually with much better players and always leaves a trail of expensive havoc in his wake.

Then, in the same post advocates paying compo to Roma, but is unsure if Mourinho has actually signed a contract or not with Roma ( must live on the moon )

I’m going to live in a cave for a bit

Has a contract with Roma, no disputing that. I cant see where I wrote anything about contracts in my post! But I dont think he has started working for them yet. It was a pre contract agreement. We know those can be broken........

 

[COYBL25]

Has a contract with Roma, no disputing that. I cant see where I wrote anything about contracts in my post! But I dont think he has started working for them yet. It was a pre contract agreement. We know those can be broken........

You’re mad, but you know that deep down, don’t you.

 

[ForeverEverton]

With that shortlist of managers forget any top level signings. Probably suits the club as they try and pull finances back in, do we have money or are we actually skint again?

 

[COYBL25]

With that shortlist of managers forget any top level signings. Probably suits the club as they try and pull finances back in, do we have money or are we actually skint again?

You do know, that this isn’t the new managers thread don’t you lol

 

[verreauxi]

Quiet down please. With all the new members here, we are doing bunk rotation and it's my turn to cop some zzzzzzz'.

 

[mezzrow]

It`s reflective of my mood at the moment mate.

Our best chance of something good happening for over 20 years, just walked out of the door and we`ve got utter idiots like upside down thumb head, posting stuff like that.

It makes me despair for humanity, not just Evertonians.

Time to transcend. We've waited long enough for an answer. Go beyond merely looking at the bright side of life.
All we need is a hand.

 

[JLW]

You do know, that this isn’t the new managers thread don’t you lol

Someone’s give him the wrong directions

“Do a left at the end mate”

 

[JimmyJeffers]

With that shortlist of managers forget any top level signings. Probably suits the club as they try and pull finances back in, do we have money or are we actually skint again?

What is this!?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I leave you lot for a few hours and come back to find a giant thumb rampaging around causing a right mess.

 

[the sniderman]

With that shortlist of managers forget any top level signings. Probably suits the club as they try and pull finances back in, do we have money or are we actually skint again?

buddy get back in ur glove please.

 

[bicycleheader]

Every time the moyes shouts trick me into thinking ill take almost anybody else as a manager rather than actually having a clear minded think about it

Everytime regardless of what he's been up.....id have moyes back...he'd sort them out....it must be one of most dull Everton related opinions that exists

I'm staying in here for a bit. Is there any limoncello in the freezer?