The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

I’m in the bunker

close the ‘kin doors lads.

Yeah I think that’s us full now. The rest will have to fight for their lives.... wait a sec.... who’s that behind the bushes?!?

 

[Toast]

Has anyone said how many Rom would have plundered against Palace tonight yet ?

 

[PhilM]

Has anyone said how many Rom would have plundered against Palace tonight yet ?

 

[Devanski]

 

[Encoder]

West Ham 3-0 up before HT. The radiation could get worse outside before the night is over.

 

[Efcjake]

If we could just find a way to harness the steam coming out of their ears we could be some way towards the solution to climate change.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The logical conclusion to all of this is one of them getting hold of a players number and messaging him to say he's rubbish. Or offer a straightener.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I've had a very pleasant time of it, contributed a small part to a welcome banning. Mentioned Richard III and AFTV in the same post on the Ancelotti thread, uncovered a contradictory fella in the today's football thread while explaining false equivalency and discussing which Jihadist group would make the best referees.

I've totally forgotten why I joined this forum, something to do with something. Never mind, is there any Skol left?

 

[Toast]

Nice to see Gladys night back posting.

Sure I got grief for calling that out yonks ago, so not getting involved again.

 

[COYBL25]

How is the water and food situation ?

Looking at the floppy rage that’s still going on in the Ancelotti thread, we may have to start rationing soon.

Maybe if a brave volunteer can go outside and drop off a few packs of adult Pampers for them, they may calm down ?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I did the last run of poppers for @JimmyJeffers but I forgot to get tic-tacs and they had sold out of tinned ravioli.

I'll go again, but before I suit up, is it Dyche, Rodgers, Nagelsmann or Steve Kean they want in now?

 

[Terrarian]

Man I logged off after the game last night and after reading carlo's thread this morning, I would have headed down here last night. Bloody awful the way people talk too each other.

 

[Nymzee]

How's everyone doing? I stayed out of the hatch last night to keep the fires down on the frontline.

 

[Terrarian]

I fear the humour in this thread seems to be going over my head and I am taking it way too seriously, I am broken lol

 

[COYBL25]

I did the last run of poppers for @JimmyJeffers but I forgot to get tic-tacs and they had sold out of tinned ravioli.

I'll go again, but before I suit up, is it Dyche, Rodgers, Nagelsmann or Steve Kean they want in now?

There’s no mention of Benitez yet, so we haven’t reached critical point yet.