The big question of the past 24 hrs.

Do you know bonk?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 20.5%
  • No

    Votes: 51 69.9%
  • He's my dealer.

    Votes: 7 9.6%

  • Total voters
    73
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Could you imagine being a hardcore Everton elite?

“Yeaaaah lad bet yous weren’t there when Louis scored the fastest goal in FA Cup Final history laaaad”

I shudder to think about it.
Mate, I was there and I’m not even Everton, you need a better one than that.
 
Mate, I was there and I’m not even Everton, you need a better one than that.
Yeah well I was there when Sigurdsson scored a 56 yard goal against a team of farmers nobody could pronounce and who very nearly put us out of European competition we went on to embarrass English football in.

Seen it all me lad
 
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Yeah well I was there when Sigurdsson scored a 56 yard goal against a team of farmers nobody could pronounce and who very nearly put us out of European competition we went on to embarrass English football in.

Seen it all me lad
Yeah, well I went on a secret SAS mission with Royston Drenthe and Andy Van de Meyde before Fulham away and woke up in a skip in Soho. You never saw what as in that skip mate, and now I can’t unsee it. sEen It aLL mE lAd!
 
Yeah,never spoken to him but one of the "heads" you always see away from home,who's the girl that has gone the aways for donkeys years always made up like she's on a night out?,still going,saw her last season!!!
 
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