The Banned Obituaries

[orly]

@Keiran this is very undignified

 

[MikeH72]

Man who rates Manuel Pellegrini in 2020 in being stubbornly in denial shocker.

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Eh if you’re not Cookachoo then you must know him very well personally because you’ve worked with him doing the same role for about 20 years.

Unless Cookachoo single white femaled him... or vice versa.

Who ended up with the fake wife?

 

[DanB90]

Even OJ’s defence team couldn’t squirrel out of this one.

 

[Connor]

Someone put him out of his misery

 

[MikeH72]

*tolls bell*

 

[Deleted member 38674]

You must’ve missed the last 10 pages, let me refresh your memory.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-banned-obituaries.107380/page-81

So, hang fire, because we’re both stewards that have worked in recruitment? That’s the connection? lol. Can’t wait to see this one on Columbo. For starters, I’ve never worked at Goodison.

Lads, you realise United employ about 6,000 stewards per season? I’d say roughly 50% change each year too as it’s casual work and most bounce around to other grounds too. Across the 10 years specified you’re looking at a pool of circa 50,000 people - and you’ve whittled it down to 1 with recruitment?

Admittedly, there’s a good chance if he worked on the SE at United same time I did, there’s a good chance I’d have seen the cat at pre-match briefings, so I’m somewhat curious.

Finally, Soccerpulse was a generic Football forum, not an Everton one. Look it up and see for yourself, plenty of posts you can find on Google verifying it as a big forum back in the day, nothing to do with Everton.

Got to say, it’s looking tenuous and very flimsy lads...

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Who ended up with the fake wife?

Ah, now that one is me!

Wish I could reclaim the expenses on my fake wedding, mind.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

So, hang fire, because we’re both stewards that have worked in recruitment? That’s the connection? lol. Can’t wait to see this one on Columbo. For starters, I’ve never worked at Goodison.

Lads, you realise United employ about 6,000 stewards per season? I’d say roughly 50% change each year too as it’s casual work and most bounce around to other grounds too. Across the 10 years specified you’re looking at a pool of circa 50,000 people - and you’ve whittled it down to 1 with recruitment?

Admittedly, there’s a good chance if he worked on the SE at United same time I did, there’s a good chance I’d have seen the cat at pre-match briefings, so I’m somewhat curious.

Got to say, it’s looking flimsy lads...

It's a real shame you two never met... you have so much in common!

 

[Deleted member 38674]

It's a real shame you two never met... you have so much in common!

He could've met the wife.

 

[orly]

@Keiran no please stop this.

 

[MikeH72]

So, hang fire, because we’re both stewards that have worked in recruitment? That’s the connection? lol. Can’t wait to see this one on Columbo. For starters, I’ve never worked at Goodison.

Lads, you realise United employ about 6,000 stewards per season? I’d say roughly 50% change each year too as it’s casual work and most bounce around to other grounds too. Across the 10 years specified you’re looking at a pool of circa 50,000 people - and you’ve whittled it down to 1 with recruitment?

Admittedly, there’s a good chance if he worked on the SE at United same time I did, there’s a good chance I’d have seen the cat at pre-match briefings, so I’m somewhat curious.

Got to say, it’s looking flimsy lads...

Ahhhh of course, I bump into Evertonian Old Trafford stewards who have also worked in recruitment all the time on Everton forums.

You’re making yourself look an absolute gimp here mate. Everyone is laughing at you. Just come clean, you are a previously banned supporter of another team.

 

[MikeH72]

Also, on further research it appears you bigged up Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing on your old account Cookachoo, and you big up the likes of Declan Rice and Joelinton on your current account. You have form for bigging up terrible footballers.

 

[orly]

Ahhh @Keiran we can't watch you do this