The Banned Obituaries

[Deleted member 38674]

SHAME

SHAME

SHAME

And yet, apparently I never admit I’m wrong.

Amongst a number of other myths.

 

[COYBL25]

Nope, still here for the time being.

And, yep, I did think player for player they had a better side than us.

At least with working from home you’ve got time to work on your defence.

Although I suspect even George Carman would turn you down as a client.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I wake up to see some damn fine detective work has taken place.

My hat is off to all involved.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

At least with working from home you’ve got time to work on your defence.

Although I suspect even George Carman would turn you down as a client.

I’ve got Johnny Cochran. Though I shan’t need him.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I’ve got Johnny Cochran. Though I shan’t need him.

I hope for your sake you haven't bought any gloves recently.

 

[john jako]

Nope, still here for the time being.

And, yep, I did think player for player they had a better side than us.

Wowzers

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

And yet, apparently I never admit I’m wrong.

Amongst a number of other myths.

Did you recant this heresy?

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Did you recant this heresy?

Which one?! Aren’t enough hours in the day for all of them, my man.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Which one?! Aren’t enough hours in the day for all of them, my man.

The West Ham thing.

Come on man, give yourself a chance. I'm your friend out here, buddy.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

The West Ham thing.

Come on man, give yourself a chance. I'm your friend out here, buddy.

Of course. For what it’s worth, I still think they’ve got a better squad than they’re showing (much like us in many ways), but then, game of opinions isn’t it? You get some wrong, you get some right. Easy come easy go.

In the immortal words of the head of the WGA (World Canadian Bureau), “I’m not your buddy, guy.”

 

[MikeH72]

Nope, still here for the time being.

And, yep, I did think player for player they had a better side than us.

Really? Can’t think of a single one of their players that would get in your side. Maybe Fabianski on the bench.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

And yet, apparently I never admit I’m wrong.

Amongst a number of other myths.

 

[PhilM]

In this national emergency, I believe that @GrandOldTeam should introduce a blanket pardon for all those who've lost of the last few years.

 

[john jako]

Really? Can’t think of a single one of their players that would get in your side. Maybe Fabianski on the bench.

Felipe Anderson could maybe clean Richarlisons boots and Haller can give DCL a massage.

 

[MikeH72]

Felipe Anderson could maybe clean Richarlisons boots and Haller can give DCL a massage.

But would either of them get on his team’s bench? I reckon Fabianski is better than Adrian, maybe Anderson gets on the bench ahead of Lallana.