The Banned Obituaries

[orly]

As I thought, how sad are you trying to impress randoms on a forum, get a grip soft lad.

You tell lies in threads with good people pouring out their hearts and should be called out for it every time.

Just admit who you are and let's move on.

 

[JokerJ]

You tell lies in threads with good people pouring out their hearts and should be called out for it every time.

Haha well this got weird real fast,is this what you do when you can't explain the utter bollocks you chat.

 

[Efcjake]

Backpedalling,what are you talikng about. Come on sherlock, stop being a nob, if you have something to say say it. I've posted in many threads in many sun forums so whats your point exactly?

Now, now @JokerJ

No need for insults. Even @Keiran didn't stoop to that when he got exposed.

 

[JokerJ]

Now, now @JokerJ

No need for insults. Even @Keiran didn't stoop to that when he got exposed.

Expose what haha, I'm being trolled on a football forum, what a time to be alive haha, getting to people this virus.

 

[Efcjake]

Let’s hope he steps up his game on this one.

Pipe down you phoney, you've been caught.

Your only defence was loads of people who steward at Old Trafford and Wigan also work for recruitment companies. lol

It's about as solid as diarrhea that one.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

C’mon mate? This is DEPSPERATE now.

I very much agree derpy derp

 

[COYBL25]

Flouting the no nips rule without fear.

I like your wife @Keiran. She reminds me of that seductive Nazi boy Rolf Gruber from The Sound of Music.

Just remember he betrayed The Von Trapp clan to serve the Nazi party.

My best to your good wife.

Rubber ones don’t count.

Demz da rulez

 

[MikeH72]

Let’s hope he steps up his game on this one.

Absolutely nailed you to be fair Cooko.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Your only defence was loads of people who steward at Old Trafford and Wigan also work for recruitment companies. lol

It's about as solid as diarrhea that one.

The crazy thing is, I recognise that they don’t. lol But I’m still not this other dude!

My argument is that there’s literally 50,000 stewards that do and have worked there in that timeframe, I can’t be the only one who’s worked in frigging recruitment.

Circumstantial, at best. Anyhow, we can spend all day picking the bones out of that one. I’ll let you crack on as you’ve obviously got your hands full with Jack Napier.

 

[MikeH72]

The crazy thing is, I recognise that they don’t. lol But I’m still not this other dude!

My argument is that there’s literally 50,000 stewards that do and have worked there in that timeframe, I can’t be the only one who’s worked in frigging recruitment.

Circumstantial, at best. Anyhow, we can spend all day picking the bones out of that one. I’ll let you crack on as you’ve obviously got your hands full with Jack Napier.

I agree, there’s loads of former Old Trafford stewards of 15 years posting millions of short paragraphs about how crap Everton are on here.

 

[Efcjake]

The crazy thing is, I recognise that they don’t. lol But I’m still not this other dude!

My argument is that there’s literally 50,000 stewards that do and have worked there in that timeframe, I can’t be the only one who’s worked in frigging recruitment.

Circumstantial, at best. Anyhow, I’ll let you crack on as you’ve obviously got your hands full with Jack Napier.

You'd be the only one who both worked in recruitment and as a Steward for Man U, Wigan Warriors, and St. Helens and claims to be an Everton fan.

Not to mention the other shared similarities both accounts have such as writing a blog for a closed forum, the tendency to use >< as quotation marks and more.

I'd put my house on that.

Face it @Keiran, I got you. All that's left now is for your unveiling/leaving/EVENING TOFFEES thread. I look forward to it.

 

[DanB90]

You'd be the only one who both worked in recruitment and as a Steward for Man U, Wigan Warriors, and St. Helens and claims to be an Everton fan.

Not to mention the other shared similarities both accounts have such as writing a blog for a closed forum, the tendency to use >< as quotation marks and more.

I'd put my house on that.

Face it @Keiran, I got you. All that's left now is for your unveiling/leaving/EVENING TOFFEES thread. I look forward to it.

Think the biggest giveaway is the fact they’re both monumental bellends.

 

[orly]

You'd be the only one who both worked in recruitment and as a Steward for Man U, Wigan Warriors, and St. Helens and claims to be an Everton fan.

Not to mention the other shared similarities both accounts have such as writing a blog for a closed forum, the tendency to use >< as quotation marks and more.

I'd put my house on that.

Face it @Keiran, I got you. All that's left now is for your unveiling/leaving/EVENING TOFFEES thread. I look forward to it.

Excellent idea on the leaving thread

 

[Efcjake]

Excellent idea on the leaving thread

Been an age since the last one.

 

[orly]

Been an age since the last one.

We

How about this from a truly great GOT poster

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/evening-toffees-i-am-back.71761/page-3#post-3212687