The ask Zat for a stat thread

[Groucho]

Zat.

How many kids did Samuel Eto’o put in the bin during his career in total? League and cup stats please but just at club level, I’m not interested in international bins.

KR

 

[COYBL25]

Punch to the heart,
And you’re too blame

You give midgets a bad name.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If ;
a. I could be arsed and
b. I had the vaulting skills

it would be interesting to put together a Zat first XI of all the players that he was desperate for us to sign and who he was convinced would become world beaters.

I genuinely can't recall him ever suggesting a young keeper but I can give you 3 of his back 4....
Aarons
Todibo
Royale.

I'm sure you guys have a better memory than me.

He reads some tweet or two pence article of a highly rated youngster, watches a YouTube video then tells everyone we should sign them.
If they turn out decent he makes everyone know he was talking about them ages ago.
If they turn out terrible he pretends nothing happened.

 

[Kurt.]

Just remember guys…. If you’re going after the captain you best not miss or he will track you with his security triads

My mistake, El Presidente is your identified target

 

[cronullasharks]

He reads some tweet or two pence article of a highly rated youngster, watches a YouTube video then tells everyone we should sign them.
If they turn out decent he makes everyone know he was talking about them ages ago.
If they turn out terrible he pretends nothing happened.

Harsh mate. He manages to have a high flying job, busy social life, more women than you can poke a stick at and yet still spend 12 hours a day every day watching obscure football leagues.

You need to manage your time better JJ and be more like El Presidente.

 

[Bryan+]

@Zatara get in here and answer ze questions

 

[Rita_Poon]

He reads some tweet or two pence article of a highly rated youngster, watches a YouTube video then tells everyone we should sign them.
If they turn out decent he makes everyone know he was talking about them ages ago.
If they turn out terrible he pretends nothing happened.

The thing is here, this is 99% someone else isn't it...

 

[Simon Buttle]

…..he’d love Potter as Manager.

No he didn't, he wanted Amorim.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Dear ZatGPT

Huge fan of your oceanic knowledge of global youth scouting networks. Can you kindly fill me in what up and coming players we should be aware of?

Your number one fan x
*legal age please

I usually just ask @matty1878
He knows EVERYTHING.
Thread 'Matty's Question Thread'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/mattys-question-thread.119889/

 

[Bryan+]

I usually just ask @matty1878
He knows EVERYTHING.
Thread 'Matty's Question Thread'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/mattys-question-thread.119889/

why hasn't he replied in this thread then? eh eh eh

 

[NeilMorepies]

why hasn't he replied in this thread then? eh eh eh

Nobody has asked him.

I’ll do it now.

 

[RalphDring]

What’s the frequency Kennith?

Should I stay or should I go?

What’s becomes of the broken hearted?

Are friends electric?

And how deep deep is your love?

 

[Bryan+]

@Zatara who is the most underrated youth player outside the top 5 leagues?

 

[Connor]

A simple one, why?

Post in thread 'What would you rather do ?'

July 27, 2025

Night on the town with me consists of free drinks in any bar wherever i am.

Want hookers, you pay.

Done the same for 4 blues who messaged me when bluekipper was alive.

• Zatara

• 

Post in thread 'What would you rather do ?'

July 27, 2025

I am over the age of 18.
I have nothing to fear from Zat except boredom, and once I have drunk enough I will barely notice his strange flappy head incessantly wittering on.

You can speak with the hostess girls.

Probably an Everton match as I would like the pleasure of visiting the new stadium
I've seen Oasis
Who's Zatara?? Is it Jeremy Corbyn's new partner in crime??

I'm the forum Asian pimp. Want a Filipino guy to help with the housework...topless?

Depends on whether there was any midget lady boy strippers involved with the three course meal.

No ladyboys...

• Zatara

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• 

 

[Bryan+]

A simple one, why?

Post in thread 'What would you rather do ?'

July 27, 2025

Night on the town with me consists of free drinks in any bar wherever i am.

Want hookers, you pay.

Done the same for 4 blues who messaged me when bluekipper was alive.

• Zatara

• 

Post in thread 'What would you rather do ?'

July 27, 2025

I am over the age of 18.
I have nothing to fear from Zat except boredom, and once I have drunk enough I will barely notice his strange flappy head incessantly wittering on.

You can speak with the hostess girls.

Probably an Everton match as I would like the pleasure of visiting the new stadium
I've seen Oasis
Who's Zatara?? Is it Jeremy Corbyn's new partner in crime??

I'm the forum Asian pimp. Want a Filipino guy to help with the housework...topless?

Depends on whether there was any midget lady boy strippers involved with the three course meal.

No ladyboys...

• Zatara

• 
• 

absoloutly dying at the hookers v beers, a man of principles eh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA