The Ashes 2025

[degsy]

Investigation into the Noosa stag do incoming.

Shocked

Mate, don't build your hopes up
I've been to Noosa, it's a little bucket & spade (nice beach) holiday town (look on Google earth) with nowhere to park.
It's not the 1st or 101st place you'd go for sex and drugs and rock and roll fuelled stag do...not saying it can't be done,
but given Englands previous preparations record
Could they really manage to organise a decent piss up?

 

[summerisle]

 

[Connor]

Some of the videos coming out here. Deary me.

Cull them.

 

[alwaysblue]

Cummins and Lyon both out the rest of the series for what it's worth.

 

[Rita_Poon]

drag them off, get them on the boat, call it a day.

there is no bottle.

I stand by the first line. fold it and boat em all back.

As for the second line, seems I was miles off, there's loads of bottles.

 

[cronullasharks]

This is brilliant

 

[gonetomorrow]

What a disgrace. As for Aussie losing Lyon and Cummins, it doesn't matter. They've won already. Series over. England may as well come home.
Shame for the loyal army of fans but I suspect they're there for various reasons not just cricket. They must be pretty well-heeled also as it costs thousands to do a trip like that.

 

[jazzy]

What a disgrace. As for Aussie losing Lyon and Cummins, it doesn't matter. They've won already. Series over. England may as well come home.
Shame for the loyal army of fans but I suspect they're there for various reasons not just cricket. They must be pretty well-heeled also as it costs thousands to do a trip like that.

Feel a bit sorry for my mate who flew over for the Boxing Day test yesterday.

Won't stop him having a great time but it's incredible how underprepared and uncompetitive this lot have been.

I don't understand the no warm up matches , no replacement opener and no replacement keeper.

The booze up was nonsensical.

The whole tour has been a disaster.

Don't understand how Key and McCullum keep their jobs.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Feel a bit sorry for my mate who flew over for the Boxing Day test yesterday.

Won't stop him having a great time but it's incredible how underprepared and uncompetitive this lot have been.

I don't understand the no warm up matches , no replacement opener and no replacement keeper.

The booze up was nonsensical.

The whole tour has been a disaster.

Don't understand how Key and McCullum keep their jobs.

That this has been the culmination of two years of preparation as well. It's like they learned nothing from the shellacking we got when we toured India.

 

[Wizard]

Archer out of the final 2 tests. Was probably going to be 5-0 anyway but pretty much guaranteed now

 

[Rita_Poon]

The Ashes 2025-26: Ben Stokes says this is toughest time as England captain amid drinking reports

Ben Stokes said he is going through his "toughest time" as England captain, as the tourists' awful Ashes series is dogged by reports of excessive drinking.

www.bbc.co.uk

NFW!

Wofters!

 

[summerisle]

Pope finally dropped, Bethell comes in, not that it matters much now.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Wofter out, wofter in.

Sack the lot. Breathalize them as well.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

 

[degsy]

Aussies going with 4 bowlers no spinner