The Ashes 2023

[Obes]

Jammy gets.

 

[tommye]

Arse.

'kin weird way to go.

Horrible that innit

 

[Connor]

Proper Kopite wicket that. Shouldn't be shocked

 

[neil999]

Trouble...

 

[ste d' indica]

Shoite.

 

[Azza]

And so it begins.

 

[steven]

Not sure why he reviewed that.

Bit of trouble here if another goes quickly.

 

[Wizard]

This has turned quite grim pretty quickly

 

[tommye]

Get yer Chopper out




She's fuming with me, she wants me to go to a BBQ at her mates tomorrow and she's just walked in the living room and asked if this was The Ashes. All I said was yes. Well actually "yeah" but that was it, nothing else, I even looked up to say it. Slamming a few things round in the kitchen "What's up with you?" "Well I wanted you to come tomorrow but no doubt you'll want to sit there and watch this all day" I said I haven't even said anything???? "Do what you want" then stormed upstairs.

Now one of two things is happening here, either a) I've been struck by lightning in my sleep and she's up there reasoning with herself thinking "You know what, if he wants to watch it let him and don't give him hard time over it, we always do things with my mates let him have this one" or b) She's going to message me/come down and ask me what I'd rather do and we all know what that means.

I'm praying for rain tomorrow. Rain here not at the cricket that is.

Throw a sickie.
Fingers down the throat during the night.
Up in the morning, sorry baby, feel rough, you go and enjoy yourself, don't let me being a bit sick ruin your plans. Bye hun, love you.

 

[tommye]

Ffs

 

[Connor]

DIG IN
BAT DEEP

 

[Milk]

Making a right horlicks of this

 

[Azza]

So it begins.

 

[ste d' indica]

C'mon Jonny

 

[ste d' indica]

C'mon Jonny

Gulp.