The Ashes 2021/22

[tommye]

I could go full nuclear, I have some stilton that has been growling in the garage for a few weeks, far too smelly to bring in the house.

Was in a restaurant in Florence once and suddenly the whole place began to absolutely reek of the foulest smell I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. Waiter started running about panicking as people started to wretch, waving his arms and apologising profusely about the gorgonzola the chef had just unleashed into a dish. Smell drifted away after about 10 minutes lollol

 

[arch stanton]

Was in a restaurant in Florence once and suddenly the whole place began to absolutely reek of the foulest smell I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. Waiter started running about panicking as people started to wretch, waving his arms and apologising profusely about the gorgonzola the chef had just unleashed into a dish. Smell drifted away after about 10 minutes lollol

more wine sorts that out

 

[Jeff Jones]

I see you've all given up talking about cricket and no one's asking you to keep - get - on topic.

 

[cronullasharks]

That shot from stokes to get out was abysmal

 

[The binman chronicles]

Has the match been rained off? They appear to be showing a replay of the last few performances...

 

[Mildredblues]

Absolutely disgusting. Feel for Root and the bowlers.

 

[cronullasharks]

Good days cricket that. Sat on my arse all day and watched the lot.

 

[NathDogg]

Worse than a shambles that - keep giving our bowlers nothing to work with and the Aussies aren't even having to work hard for the wickets, so cheap.

Knew I should have bet on an oz whitewash.

 

[chrismpw]

Pitiful.

 

[PhilM]

Worse than a shambles that - keep giving our bowlers nothing to work with and the Aussies aren't even having to work hard for the wickets, so cheap.

Knew I should have bet on an oz whitewash.

I’m glad I didn’t stay up / get up to watch it as from all accounts it was a horror show.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Me and the kids may have had maltesers for breakfast this morning. Wife just shook her head

Eat them with a spoon from a bowl. Her head won't be shaking then. It'll be spinning

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Arguing is futile on Boxing Day. Anything for an easy wife.

Fixed.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

A calendar year averaging less than 25 per wicket. The worst since 1999.

Well done England.

 

[maccavennie]

Embarrassing lack of patience yet again and a lack of desire to dig in.

 

[Wat Tyler]

We have won one test in 12, and had one batsmen get a ton all year. Genuinely terrible side.