i never go in there tbh, full of cheaters who've managed to hack in and create unrealistic so-called hi scores, besides its so dark and gloomy and the bloke who gives you change is a miserable [Poor language removed].
no, dont put [Poor language removed] in the locks they might call me out to pick em open, put glue then i can replace em for ones with my "special" key
*taps nose
gaffer tape him face down to the air hockey so the jets get into his eyes, reapeatedly whack the puck against his knackers
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