The Apprentice

[Welton Toffee]

Danny....

Me...

Dylan....

 

[Vim Fuego]

I think this year is the worst contestants ever, they are so bitchy its untrue!

I think we should have our own apprentice with Danny as Sir Alan, Dylan as the female adviser and Wels as the bloke adviser.

The contestants:

micknick- A young go getter whos not afraid to get his hands dirty but knows when to delegate.

Brucie- Intellegent and quick this guy can bamboozle you with stats.

Vim- Has a sound business brain but watch out in the boardroom as he may let rip.

TX- Been there and done that in business- does he really need to be the apprentice?

Chico- A failiure in business, lives his life by the skin of his pants. Said '[Poor language removed] it, ill try anything for money'.

I hope i'm not the one that looks like Andy Pipkin !

 

[Welton Toffee]

I hope i'm not the one that looks like Andy Pipkin !

haha, that guy looks like how I imagine a love child between Borris Johnson and Matt Lucas would look

He does have an awesome west country accent though

Raef to win!

 

[micknick]

He does have an awesome west country accent though

Raef to win!

Two things:

1) there is nothing wrong with a west country accent

and 2) You love Raef

 

[Vim Fuego]

Raef is comedy gold, but i doubt that he'll win it.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Two things:

1) there is nothing wrong with a west country accent

and 2) You love Raef

Didn't say there was squire, it is quite possible the best accent in the world

Raef is genius, he's so unbelievably posh it's funny

 

[micknick]

My mate is a runner on the show- do you want me to get his numver for you Rodders? He could take you out sometime

 

[Dylan]

I resent this thread.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I was delighted to see Kevin the freak get the boot last night

 

[Welton Toffee]

OMG, how stupid were they?! A 'save the environment' card. Are you sure?!

Morons, Raef is blatantly going to win

 

[Vim Fuego]

It was horrible the way that Indian girl was verbally assaulted when she got back to the house last night,well done to Raef for standing up for her though.

 

[Welton Toffee]

It was horrible the way that Indian girl was verbally assaulted when she got back to the house last night,well done to Raef for standing up for her though.

Yup, he went up further in my book for that. Those other two gobshites (Alex and generic rough southerner) were bang out of order.

Michael's reaction in the boardroom as well What a tool

 

[Vim Fuego]

Jenny Van Nistlerooy should have gone though, horse faced boot that she is.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Jenny Van Nistlerooy should have gone though, horse faced boot that she is.

Yup, it was her stupid idea which cost that team. Although Kevin should have had the balls to tell her to shut the [Poor language removed] up.

She is very annoying though

 

[Vim Fuego]

I heard a rumour that two girls get the boot next week for some dodgy dealings in Morocco, hopefully Mrs Ed will be one of them.