The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

[davek]

Hang on, lad. I met a socialist London cabbie once. Proud of our nation, too. Very much a national socialist.

lol

 

[Clint Planet]

Boom! Nicola hitting 180 there.

 

[chrissyjack]

Why wasn't this fella invited on the panel

 

[ilikecheese]

Nigel Farage reads RAWK on his phone in the Commons bogs, pass it on.......

This needs a tweet.

 

[Sapie88]

When did Farage get fired from The Plaza Hotel in New York?

 

[Azzurri]

Clegg's just demanded an apology from Milliband.

What a hypocritical rat.

 

[davek]

Boom! Nicola hitting 180 there.

The Krankie would win every single debate against this lot face to face.

The SNP have got the finest generation of politicians in the country. They are teak tough and very intelligent.

 

[toffee matt]

Had more eye contact with Miliband than necessary ....

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Had more eye contact with Miliband than necessary ....

Careful, every gaze captures a little bit of your soul

 

[Moomin]

I'm left wing, don't think Labour are left anymore.

But I live in a tory seat with a majority of a few hundred, and I absolute detest the mp representing my area. He voted against gay marriage and voted for bankers to keep there bonuses.

You would think he is an old school right winger but he is younger than me at 31. I wrote to the prick to see if he would help the charity my uncle in law runs for mental illness and he never wrote back. I'm waiting for one of his lot to knock on the door campaigning for my vote.

 

[davek]

Hopefully this ends soon and they go into the final summing up from this lot.

Omnishambles.

 

[The Mighty Quint]

Set the Jeremy Kyle bouncers on that bint in the audience, outrageous.

 

[GwladysBlue]

When did Farage get fired from The Plaza Hotel in New York?

Hahaha, I was just thinking he looked like Tim Curry!

 

[Jxg]

Replies summed up:

Cameron - My plan is working!
Clegg - I helped make these plans, they're working!
Millipede - TORIES, HURRRRRRRRRRR
Farage - All boils down to EU immigration/regulation
Sturgeon - I don't just want to secede from the Union, honest!
Wood - Hello? Wales is important too! Guys?
Bennet - Politics is fun! I love plants, free money!

 

[Clint Planet]

Farage looking out to the commonwealth Jungle bunnies as opposed to the garlic-stinking dagos.