The 2014 crappy celeb xmas panto thread

[Sapie88]

@Sapie88 I've booked us two tickets lid.

I have absolutely no idea who any of them are.

 

[Moomin]

Canterbury

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Can't be arsed reading it, but where's Bob Carolgees playing ffs?

 

[Moomin]

Fake stammer of the year award 2005 Gareth Gates

 

[Moomin]

Can't be arsed reading it, but where's Bob Carolgees playing ffs?

Have not got up to him yet, hopefully soon. I'm going through the proper divey areas now.

Might have a look at Irish offerings as well.

 

[Moomin]

Faux hardman Phil Mitchell

 

[Moomin]

Poor Doncaster

http://www.doncaster-racecourse.co.uk/whats-on/event/peter-pan-pantomime-12-december-4-january/

Cancelled show.

 

[Moomin]

Yes, we have a credible challenger for Wrexham, the wools of Northwich

 

[Moomin]

For the Baghead and crack whores of Ellesmere port they have got the drunk Les Battersby and a jarg Mr Bean animation. Truly horrendous stuff for a horrendous place.

 

[Moomin]

Dave Benson Phillips is still alive!! Huzzah

 

[Boss_Blue]

I have absolutely no idea who any of them are.

We don't have to travel far to see them though.

Also I want to see the reaction of the Mosscroft lids when it opens.

"That fu@!ing Chris Maloney lad off of X Factor iz on ya know lad?"

"Who da f@!k iz dat, lad?"

"That gaylord off ov X Factor lad"

"Why da f@!k wud we watch dat, lad?"

"Nah lad, I don't reckon we watch it but there's bound to be some fit birds knocking around - there always iz with them gaybodz lad."

"Sound lad."


Cue kick offs when they aren't allowed backstage.

 

[blue61]

You wont get more yewtree than this fella.

 

[Boss_Blue]

You wont get more yewtree than this fella.

My son loves him...








...oh god WHAT HAVE I DONE!

 

[Sapie88]

We don't have to travel far to see them though.

Also I want to see the reaction of the Mosscroft lids when it opens.

"That fu@!ing Chris Maloney lad off of X Factor iz on ya know lad?"

"Who da f@!k iz dat, lad?"

"That gaylord off ov X Factor lad"

"Why da f@!k wud we watch dat, lad?"

"Nah lad, I don't reckon we watch it but there's bound to be some fit birds knocking around - there always iz with them gaybodz lad."

"Sound lad."


Cue kick offs when they aren't allowed backstage.

The mean streets of Longview Drive are no place for that guy. That place was my old school. lol

 

[Boss_Blue]

The mean streets of Longview Drive are no place for that guy. That place was my old school. lol

I pass through those mean streets every day.

Sadly a lad I went to school with now resides in Longview House...

...moral of the story?