Thank you Rhino - please stay

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Good luck to him but he was just not ready for this level. Hope he goes out to gain experience.
Tonight's result whilst great could have been down to West Ham being poor or one last hurrah from the players for him or Big Sam watching down on them or it finally clicked. Suppose we'll never know but I have a feeling it was a bit of them all.
 
Am made up for him tonight. Players have let him down over the last few weeks. No heart, no identity and some who are not Premiership quality.
 
What are we thanking him for? For being the Terry Connor, Ricky Sbragia, Brian Kidd for us?

Lovely feller, but let's not get carried away: he hasn't saved us from certain relegation, he hasn't won us a cup, but he has overseen some of the most embarrassing and humiliating performances and results in recent memory. And that is saying something with our record.

Take over a struggling side: First thing I need to do is alienate our only form player Vlasic, and NEVER EVER start him, regardless.

Need a win in Lyon? Sound let's play an attacking midfielder with no pace (who I usually play inexplicably on the wing) as a LONE striker. That will win us the game.

Let's send two utter disrespectful d!ckheads home from training, and then bring them straight back into the team because I need to be everyone's mate, laughing, joking and arm round the shoulder of everyone.

Let's bomb out players who haven't completed TWO premier league games, like Klaassen and Sandro, lads lacking in confidence, needing nurturing coming to a new league.

Let's go to Southampton who have scored 9 all season and gift them four goals, and pose no attacking threat, all while still playing phonies like Schneiderlin and Mirallas.

Let's keep playing Calvert Lewin, a lad who has about as good a goal ratio as Tony Hibbert up front. Leon Osman's record is probably better, without even looking. But keep playing him, because I need to be seen as a paragon of youth development.

And above all: mention the fans, mention the club, mention the chairman. Praise how good the fans are you disrespected with your midfielder up front away to Lyon in a must win game, and show how shocked you are when absolutely feeble managers like Pellegrino outthink and outclass you.

Let's get our pants pulled down by a mid table Italian side, who haven't won a SINGLE game in two months, put a kid on for his debut, out of position, mid rape, and condemn us to our worst result in Our proud European history.

Let's be a top BLUE, who gets us.

Thank you so much. Thanks for getting an incredibly lucky chance at the best job in the world.


Come at me.
 
Wat Tyler said:
What are we thanking him for? For being the Terry Connor, Ricky Sbragia, Brian Kidd for us?

Lovely feller, but let's not get carried away: he hasn't saved us from certain relegation, he hasn't won us a cup, but he has overseen some of the most embarrassing and humiliating performances and results in recent memory. And that is saying something with our record.

Take over a struggling side: First thing I need to do is alienate our only form player Vlasic, and NEVER EVER start him, regardless.

Need a win in Lyon? Sound let's play an attacking midfielder with no pace (who I usually play inexplicably on the wing) as a LONE striker. That will win us the game.

Let's send two utter disrespectful d!ckheads home from training, and then bring them straight back into the team because I need to be everyone's mate, laughing, joking and arm round the shoulder of everyone.

Let's bomb out players who haven't completed TWO premier league games, like Klaassen and Sandro, lads lacking in confidence, needing nurturing coming to a new league.

Let's go to Southampton who have scored 9 all season and gift them four goals, and pose no attacking threat, all while still playing phonies like Schneiderlin and Mirallas.

Let's keep playing Calvert Lewin, a lad who has about as good a goal ratio as Tony Hibbert up front. Leon Osman's record is probably better, without even looking. But keep playing him, because I need to be seen as a paragon of youth development.

And above all: mention the fans, mention the club, mention the chairman. Praise how good the fans are you disrespected with your midfielder up front away to Lyon in a must win game, and show how shocked you are when absolutely feeble managers like Pellegrino outthink and outclass you.

Let's get our pants pulled down by a mid table Italian side, who haven't won a SINGLE game in two months, put a kid on for his debut, out of position, mid rape, and condemn us to our worst result in Our proud European history.

Let's be a top BLUE, who gets us.

Thank you so much. Thanks for getting an incredibly lucky chance at the best job in the world.


Come at me.
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calm down sam, your in charge now.
 
Glad he's staying. If he tries his hand elsewhere I think it'd be with a genuine hope from most of us that he makes it.

If he stays at the U23 level & helps instill a sound understanding of the club to the youth coming through, then Everton will be all the better for it. It could be that U23 is his level. Up to him if he feels he can do more.
 
I love Rhino and I'm so glad that he's going to be back in charge of the U23s, but I'm not sure that he's quite ready for Premier League management at this stage.

We conceded 20 goals in his 8 matches... ...and scored just 12, 4 of which came against a desperately poor West Ham side last night.
 
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