If you date anyone between the ages of 35-45 they will have a small generic flying heart tattoo on their ankle or hip that they secretly got in Majorca when they were 16.
Tattoos.
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Having a misquoted Marilyn Monroe saying across your forehead is always a good look too.
And the names are pictures of everyone you've slept with up and down your arms and legs with dates is also priceless.
And the names are pictures of everyone you've slept with up and down your arms and legs with dates is also priceless.
By that time you start looking like a scrotum anyway, might as well be a colourful one.
Happy with mine.
I always liked Rod Hull, but Emu's going to be disappointed when he sees that.
puppets have fallen a long way since...
I’ve read a couple of articles recently by the first wave of hipster tat maniacs as they reach an age where they are able to reflect on their tattoo craze. They seem to be starting hit the age where they are regretting it. Especially girls, I always said it would go this way, can look great on nice young tight skin, not so much on bingo wings and wrinkly necks.
I was also always told make sure you can always cover them up with a shirt for funerals and job interviews. Not sure I can take someone seriously sat in meetings looking like a hipster hairdresser with tats on their hands an neck, kind of makes me think they are prone to poor judgment and making silly decisions.
Each to their own like but don’t buy the thing that they won’t regret them in later life. THEY WILL.
I was also always told make sure you can always cover them up with a shirt for funerals and job interviews. Not sure I can take someone seriously sat in meetings looking like a hipster hairdresser with tats on their hands an neck, kind of makes me think they are prone to poor judgment and making silly decisions.
Each to their own like but don’t buy the thing that they won’t regret them in later life. THEY WILL.
You would think by now someone may have come up with a semi permanent tattoo that fades over the years so that by the time you're a Granny the skull and crossbones on the back of your hands have faded so not on show at your Granddaughters wedding
Yer mar has a beaver at the top of her thighs … haha is right lads hahaha
Yarrgh
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Fashion comes and goes but class is permanent.
The other think I have never been able to understand is how they all managed to afford them all? People must have spent thousands on them.
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I gather it's now mandatory for postal operatives to have a tattoo on the back of at least one calf.
If you don't do it, or wear long trousers, your promotion prospects are zero and you'll be on the receiving end of "banter" in the canteen.
If you don't do it, or wear long trousers, your promotion prospects are zero and you'll be on the receiving end of "banter" in the canteen.
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