Tales from the brothels

[Disgruntledgoat]

We all pay one way or the other John. Sometimes people don’t mind paying a bit extra for something a bit special.

If something special in your eyes is an illegally trafficked girl living in conditions akin to slavery forced on threat of violence by people who take most of the money to have sex with strangers who's wives don't find them attractive anymore then I guess we'll agree to disagree.

 

[bullybeef]

You had a wet dream lid?

Not for a while buddy.
My sack is emptied on a very regular basis.

 

[bullybeef]

If something special in your eyes is an illegally trafficked girl living in conditions akin to slavery forced on threat of violence by people who take most of the money to have sex with strangers who's wives don't find them attractive anymore then I guess we'll agree to disagree.

First of all John, my desires are fulfilled fully by Mrs B... who does come at a huge cost.

Secondly John, if I were to venture into the world of prostitutes I would only be interested in the High Class hookers not those backstreet urchins.

 

[Bungle]

Anyone got any good yarns about brothels, lappers, swinging or dogging clubs?

Experiences, Recommendations or reviews.

Imagine being married to this massive arsewipe.

 

[bullybeef]

Imagine being married to this massive arsewipe.

Morning Bungle... how’s yer piles this morning?

 

[bol-uk]

About 15 years ago my mate had his stag do in Amsterdam. On the the first night , after being on it all day, we decided to have a look at the main drag. For some unknown reason, I convinced myself that it was cool to get my schnauser out and drag/smudge it along every window where the girls were dancing. The gilrs looked on horrified, disgusted and fuming as my mates killed themselves laughing (probably in shame). We got to the last window and this giant, 6ft 3 stunning woman smiled at me and beckoned me in, I tuned to my mates gave the thumbs up and stepped inside. As I got in she slapped me hard across the face, spun me round, whipped my shorts and pants down and shoved me out on the street on my face, bare arse in the air. At that very moment, my phone goes and it is my now wife asking how I was. For some daft reason I told her the truth, "I am out side a brothel with my pants by my ankles and my arse in the air",

Oh, the times we had...

 

[anton66]

Don’t you miss Frank with threads like this.

 

[blue61]

Anyone got any good yarns about brothels, lappers, swinging or dogging clubs?

Experiences, Recommendations or reviews.

Are you Wayne Rooney?

 

[zzr45]

Dogging club?

I don’t think you understand the core premise of dogging.

 

[Nymzee]

Zat's time has come.

 

[bellis_efc]

At a mates stag do in Amsterdam around 10 years ago....I was a fresh faced 21 year old wondering the streets in amazement as to what my eyes were seeing, after a full day of drinking and smoking "the herb" I decided to wander off and experience a "lady of the night"....cut to about 30 minutes later....a fine blonde lady asked me inside (the room) Captain Bellis climbed aboard and no sooner was he enjoying the labours of love, proceeded to fall off the lovely lady and the bed, banged my head on the floor and was knocked out for a good 10 minutes.

Never been again.

 

[zzr45]

Zat's time has come.

Governments across SE Asia frantically refreshing this page, ready to submit it as evidence to the UN and Interpol.

 

[Connor]

Alright shagger

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I once toured several medium sized cities across Latvia and Estonia as part of a fraudulent talent agency looking for women to work in the entertainment industry in the west. Once I recruited them I confiscated their passports and smuggled them into the EU whereupon I held them captive against their will and forced them into firstly lapdancing but later prostitution. Any uppity ones I generally sold as sex slaves to weirdos or beat until their spirits broke.

The best bit is that I told them all it cost 25k to get them here and train them, so they all owed me and couldn't leave. I was coining it in for doing almost nothing and fat scruffs who hate women just kept lining up.

Great days.

 

[SiEdmo]

I once toured several medium sized cities across Latvia and Estonia as part of a fraudulent talent agency looking for women to work in the entertainment industry in the west. Once I recruited them I confiscated their passports and smuggled them into the EU whereupon I held them captive against their will and forced them into firstly lapdancing but later prostitution. Any uppity ones I generally sold as sex slaves to weirdos or beat until their spirits broke.

The best bit is that I told them all it cost 25k to get them here and train them, so they all owed me and couldn't leave. I was coining it in for doing almost nothing and fat scruffs who hate women just kept lining up.

Great days.

this sounds like the preamble to Taken hahaha