Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Paul the octopus would have been out of his depth
Oh, that's good, I can't top that.
*engages sleep mode
Paul the octopus would have been out of his depth
Hence all the secrecy from the board these past few weeksSurprised you knew that, as he never usually talks about it.
People from Monaco.Who are Monagasques ? Nothing to do, I presume, with the ubiquitous monorail ?
More like we're telepathic. Probably not good for your sanity I'm afraid.We're away, at Villa Park mate.
Edit : @VentureBrosEFC is quicker, and smarter than me.
Damned with faint praise there lad I'm afraid.
Well at the rate Villa are going they'll be in their local park playing in the conference in a few years so selling at it's peak value is probably right for them.So we're not only getting taken over, we're also taking Villa Park with us for no reason whatsoever.
I'm okay with that, they're getting relegated anyway.
More like we're telepathic. Probably not good for your sanity I'm afraid.
On the brown ale all nightNot something to be proud of from your side really.
I'm moderately ratted, so if we're telepathic and you're sober then you need to up your game![]()

On the brown ale all night![]()
Now that I'm familiar with! Just need to be aware of any 10,000ft crevices near Goodison if it happens.
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